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Let's see, what should I put in an ?
I'm in my thirties, live in , , and like and and and . I run an occasional round, the system is (English version of the German )
I'm a , but I don't talk about tech here much and definitely don't prosetylize about OS or programming language choice.
Stuff I mention here includes and .
I'm on the spectrum. Pronoun she or they.

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@Anke - Ankə 🌱
main account. Chatting, daily life, ,

@Anke - Anke 🦉[birb]
, ,

@Anke - Anke ✏️[art]
, , , maybe if I actually get back to it.

@AnkeCreates
I mostly use this to look up stuff on the and tags to boost to birb.site :P

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*sings*
Iii wanna hug somebody
I wanna cuddle up with somebody
Yeah I wanna hug somebody
Hug somebody who loves me.

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i always laugh when i see this van

mostly because if the side door is open just right, it reads "Peter ANGRY"

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Anyone have experience with government assistance for autism-related difficulties, in Sweden or Norway?

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finde SUV sollten nur noch Stupid Unsustainable Vehicle genannt werden oder was ähnliches oder wie würdet ihr die nennen

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I made a public #WIPWednesday post on #Patreon
with nearly finished crochet, not really startedcrochet, and a sketch
https://www.patreon.com/posts/30064063

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The Question Blocks in Super Mario Galaxy are decorated with rivets (left). These are 12-sided prisms and would each take 36 triangles to render separately; however, a trick is used where opposite rivets are actually two ends of a long rod (right), halving the number of polygons. https://t.co/IIThCOgU7H

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:lotalac: Cualli teotlac, mimichtin! 🐠 Professor Citlali back finally with a new Empire thread! #StarTalk We had a good bit of fun yesterday with a trivia- and for those of you that missed it, I'll be running them on the weekends from now on. Today however! I'll be discussing a topic that maybe you've been wondering how its taken me so long to address it, well wonder no longer. Today we are talking about:

Warfare and Weapons of the Mexica Empire :kitten_knife:

Lets begin!

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Still doing icon commissions, if you get one now I can promise to have Halloween ones done before Halloween so you have some time to show em off :)
Just $20USD!
#creativetoots #transartist #unemployed #lowincome

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Does anybody have any idea why my graphic tablet pen of the Wacom bamboo doesn't generate any input on MacOSX? It's as if it gets ignored but my finger generates input.

Please boost.

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a truck spilled 216,000 dice onto a highway, which would lead to a throw of about 756,000.

luckily the truck was able to make a saving throw and escape unharmed.

https://youtu.be/fP1iaE42DU4

Hello!
How are you doing? I'm feeling a bit lonely. And I'm procrastinating on putting together a little post for patreon. What are you up to?

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talking about machine learning datasets 

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An episode of HOUSE HUNTERS where they invent the flint spear and find it penetrates the houses' furry hides more readily than sharpened wood.

An episode of HOUSE HUNTERS where one of the hunters becomes entangled with their house prey and the two tumble into a tar pit, irretrievably. The hunters mourn. The houses forgive.

An episode of HOUSE HUNTERS where no houses are seen. Belts are tightened. A storm approaches.

If everyone had a dragon as daemon/familiar kind of thing... mine would be reptilian, beige and rusty brown. The size of a small housecat, and kinda potato-shaped, with wings too small to fly. He'd be curious, a bit wary of strange humans, but friendly if he got to know you a bit and you were friendly. He'd probably hold a grudge if you were nasty to him, though.

After MTG, The Dark Crystal is the second thing I see this year calling a sword a glaive.

that archaeopteryx predates tyrannosaurus rex by about 90 million years.

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Is there any really excellent reason to use PostgreSQL over MySQL/MariaDB for an app like #Readlebee or any other federated app? I know MySQL much better and could develop for it much faster, but if PostgreSQL is inherently better at storing and retrieving records concurrently or something like that, I'd be willing to stick with using it.

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parrot was tired of daft punk so today I'm introducing him to trance classics

so far he's been receptive

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Hey tech-inclined folks and #mastodev peeps! I'd love to make a bot that toots out a small piece of text every couple of hours, randomly chosen from a big collection (that I have yet to create so I'm very flexible with what the source for the bot would be)

How do I do that? "Cheap Bots, Toot Sweet" doesn't seem to be the tool for this kind of bot. I'd have access to server space but so far 0 programming knowledge, especially not Python.

Pls boost this!

Can't abbreviate tootplanet. TP is taken for something else...

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