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me: everyone's gender is a dragon

everyone: *envisions majestic/epic winged creatures*

me: mine's this anime dork

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Sending me a follow request?


I never think to check my follow requests, so it's either tell me or be willing to wait several months.

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Bucket theory, for the rest of you, is the idea that everyone has one bucket. Stressors add to the bucket. Some things like sleep and relaxing drain the bucket. But when the bucket is full, more stressors can't fit and it overflows and gets everywhere.

I like to call it "the cope bucket"

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I have gotten some good feedback from people and I am leaning towards using the attached image, combining the elements of my original idea with the unanimous feedback of "too dark".

Bonus from @maple are the choice of purple - # A000CE (get it???) - and the diagonal variant

I'm going to redo my :flag_asexual: icon and a special mention to @Aster (who made amazing icons using the darker one just now!) in case they want to change them!

modern mac os x feels like someone read about steve jobs wanting expansion ports to be removed from the original macintosh and went like "yeah. that. we need to do that again but more."

and now, a moment of appreciating this npc in ffxiv who openly used "the size of my dick" as a unit of measurement in casual conversation

me: if I leave this scene mid sentence I'll be able to jump right in next time, it's an easy sentence!

me, the next day: what the fuck was i thinking

I want to go give J a hug but he is currently cooking dinner which means I would be venturing into a small kitchen full of hot pans and sizzling grease in order to restrain his activities, which, maybe not the best of ideas, you know?

every Vampire The Masquerade actual play podcast looks like the cast are about five seconds away from a violent argument over whether American Idiot was a better album than Dookie

talking to @jake over the weeks about ffxiv stuff has made me want to play it again, for two reasons

one: it is very pretty

two: APPARENTLY the game is full of beautiful NPC men who want your PC and it's basically like a minigame of "collect your own personal harem of bishounen" and I AM EXTREMELY ON BOARD FOR THIS

once youve acquired your digital versatile disc, peel back the layers to reveal the juicy film fruit within

i washed the bathroom floooooooor

mopping is so much easier when you know how to do it!

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Me: I'm looking forward to it!

Lyn: oh no this toot made me trip!

Me: maybe you should be looking forward, too!

Any kind of custom scroll behaviour is like making me wrestle a small monkey while I'm in line to get lunch -- I'll get done what I need to do, but why the hell are you making me wrestle a monkey in the first place.

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