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"and so the story opens again for the first time, for the last time,"

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me: everyone's gender is a dragon

everyone: *envisions majestic/epic winged creatures*

me: mine's this anime dork

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Bucket theory, for the rest of you, is the idea that everyone has one bucket. Stressors add to the bucket. Some things like sleep and relaxing drain the bucket. But when the bucket is full, more stressors can't fit and it overflows and gets everywhere.

I like to call it "the cope bucket"

I have the sudden and deep desire to take part in a long-distance D&D sorta thing (why? who knows), so if any of you are DMs and want a flaky and inexperienced player, gimme a shout xD

Step 1: personal property
Step 2: private property
Step 3: no property only renting
Step 4: massive profit

unethical CW research 

unethical CW research 

unethical CW research 

Been saying this for years and now it's actually happening

Farmers are buying old tractors that they can actually repair instead of new ones which come with DRM lockdown malarkey

A John Deere built in the 70s is actually reparable by yourself, without a diagnostics computer or a ransom

Ironically, capitalism (which was supposed to drive innovation), is eating itself out of relevance

@uncletrunks the evolution of games proves that programmers can adapt to weak hardware with cleverness, but they will react to powerful hardware with badly performing code

this is absolutely how i'm heading to be when animal crossing releases y'all

also why i'm thinking of naming my island Tybee (as like, reason number 3, after 'i remember happy family vacations there' and 'tybee is fun to say')

anyway god bless instance admins and moderators, running community infrastructure for real-ass people instead of monetisable brandsonas. You are the MVPs, you are the future

emet selch: she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

HAMLET: For of such things are sweet dreams made, who am I but a worm to disagree thence? I might be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a king of infinite space, but that everybody is looking for something.

Some of them would use you; some, that you would of them find purpose; some of them would fain abuse you and some wouldst well be abused.

HORATIO: Hold well your head up, my lord. We shall move thence.

now i can't do anything else until the dns records propagaaaaate

probably would've been enough time to propagate if i'd remembered to hit "apply" >.>

you can read the dwarf fortress changelog and it's just full of mastodon award winning shitposts

there's a patch note like this:

Mulling over long-term memories can lead to shifts in intellectual values and personality changes

and then the very next thing on the list is something like:

Stopped dogs from being sad because they can't have a religion

"what is a burial at sea if not a respectful yeeting?" is now my second-favourite line from oxbox dnd

(the first one remains "i vomit ostentatiously")

emmymadeinjapan once again continues to be a food channel after my own heart, answering questions like "if you take all the cookie dough bits out of a pint of cookie dough ice cream and bake em do you get cookies or not and how do they taste"

If you're indie never make a Horror game because if its good that means everyone will play it and you'll have to make Horror games for the rest of your life and if it's bad that means everyone will play it and you'll have to make Horror games for the rest of your life

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