just according to keikaku @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space

Sensors indicate a massive ball of white boiled grains shaped into a triangular form.

Data: "It appears to be a jelly donut."
Everyone looks at Data incredulously.
Data: "... my data banks indicate that this particular configuration of edible grains and maritime vegetation is commonly known as a "jelly donut". In the twentieth century animated television show called 'Sailor Moon', the characters frequently--"
Picard: "Thank you, Data. Let us investigate the phenomenon further, shall we?"

kiwi birds and kiwi fruit are all small and round and covered in hair so by that token everyone in New Zealand should also be small and round and covered in hair--- OH MY GOD I JUST DESCRIBED HOBBITS

THAT'S IT

SOMEONE TAKE THE INTERNET AWAY FROM ME

I'm Cal! I have loads of interests and I will talk your ear off if you get me on the right topic!

Also:

http://spoons.clockworkcaracal.com - Cooking Without Spoons, a cooking blog for people who struggle with exec. function

https://insp-caracal.itch.io/ - I've put out a couple of free, low-stress PICO-8 games!

http://scribbles.clockworkcaracal.com - personal blog, little articles or small pieces of writing, erratically updated

tootplanet.space - my mastodon instance! We're purple and space!

#introduction #introductions

tired: Pride and Prejudice is a beautiful love story

wired: Pride and Prejudice is about two characters overcoming their flaws and improving as people.

inspired: Pride and Prejudice is a biting social comedy that makes fun of EVERYONE*.

Reading this scene for the first time was an extremely influential and formative moment in my life. #sherlockholmes

I don't think this is too crowded, either, despite it being my maximum number of allowed panels.

my sense of pacing: excellent

my spacial sense: terrible

my ability to envision how things will look in my head: THE LITERAL WORST

holy shit that did it perfectly

I guess I could try something weird with the intro panels..... *does some copy/pasting*

Am I asking for an impossibility? Maybe! But I can *feel* the pacing I need here and I am refusing to give up on it!!

I want it to end on this one line for pacing reasons but while I can get these *three* panels into the bottom of the page just fine, but if I have the last two lines, I can't figure out where to put the extra panel-or-two I need for them. And I don't want to give up my beat panel, again for pacing reasons. Which means all I really have to work with is the one panel between the two introductory panels and the beat+dialogue pair of panels, in terms of reorganizing layout, and it's Not Enough.

uuugh I can't get the panel layout on this page the way I want it

I'm talking about Winamp fyi

How sad is it that one of the best music players on Windows is one that hasn't been actively developed for years

I just saw the ExoComps episode of TNG this week and y'all robots are adorable