I can't get over how I was "complaining" to J that I always come up with the same jokes he does, but well after he's decided not to make them because they're dumb

"I'm like psychic but only about stuff that's stopped being relevant"

Him: "you're slowpoke"


I hate to say it but I've never been told I'm a Pokemon that fits me better than slowpoke. 😅

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