...WELL. THIS THEORY IS A WINNER. (I had most of it but didn't think of the Punch Line, which is the best part.)

marked sensitive for possible contextual spoilers

So I've been procrastinating by reading through all my ancient tumblr reblogs in my humor tag and I found it

I found my sexuality

inventrix.tumblr.com/post/2663

S I G H

from a look at the retries page, it looks like mastodon.mit.edu and enby.club are dead

kiwi birds and kiwi fruit are all small and round and covered in hair so by that token everyone in New Zealand should also be small and round and covered in hair--- OH MY GOD I JUST DESCRIBED HOBBITS

THAT'S IT

SOMEONE TAKE THE INTERNET AWAY FROM ME

I got two Nocturne eggs from opening the last two of the Strange Chests I got today and the first one was, you know, random wild hatch colors, not great, not terrible, but then the second one!! You look at her coloring and think "oh she looks nice" but I took one look at her eyes and gene colors and went THIS GIRL IS GOING TO BE AMAZING IF I PUT GENES ON HER and BOY was I right!!!!

flightrising.com/main.php?p=la

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Going through one of my regular "close tabs I don't need" mini-sessions and I just want to say how pleased I am that this search actually found me the thing I couldn't remember the name of on my first try.

That NEVER happens.

I turned all my snowflakes into snow piles for eventually making a Wintersday tree out of for next Christmas and decided to add some seasonal decorations to our new tavern area.

(I'm still SO EXCITED THAT WE HAVE A GUILD HALL NOW!!! AAAA)

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