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watson what are you doing get off the anvil come on

has anyone trained a neural net on racehorse names yet

honestly though, mastodon instances are run and moderated by real people who care about the network, to the point of often paying their own money out-of-pocket to run their instances.

the *one* time i've had to report a post, my instance admin messaged me directly to let me know the action taken about it.

don't be shy to report. it works here. the rules aren't there just to keep things advertiser-friendly.

welcome to mastodon. don't be a dick. hug your local mods/admins.

taking some quick $15 #MastoArt #commissions !!!

fullbody, any species, hmu in dm!

If you have a problem with another user, please report them and explain the problem instead of encouraging other users to dogpile them. This isn't Tumblr or Twitter; there are actual moderators here who will try to handle disputes.

does anyone actually know how the heck "subvocalizing" works

like

can you do it

the classic Vengaboys dance track We Like to Party! (The Vengabus) has the line "so if you like to party, get on and move your body". since i was young, i thought "get on" was meant as in "get on with it", like "what are you waiting for? dance!"

i only just realized that they're actually telling you to physically get on the Vengabus. needless to say this was a shocking epiphany

The only solution to a blown up mystery box is Darth Jar Jar.

it also looks *completely* different from before I upgraded so I am a little weirded out?

I only upgraded because it magically broke recently. argh. *sighs, starts digging into settings*

I upgraded cmder and it's telling me ls isn't a recognized command

fuck you the whole reason I use you is so I can use linux commands 😭

I will burn a MILLION favourites and reposts to fix a typographical error. I will walk into hell itself wearing shoes constructed of matchbooks to hunt the typographical error to its very nest.

But I will NEVER just take a moment to reread a post before sending it out into the world to catch the error in the first place. This is my solemn vow, etched in fire on my shining soul.

Let's say 50 people are patrons for this 120$ monthly thing. It would be 2.40$ for everyone.
Then
a) everyone pays 2.40, if someone has, say a max of 1.50, the 90c will be missing from the goal.
b) like a, but the missing can be filled with money from people having higher maxes.
c) like a, but missing can be filled with money having higher maxes who opted-in that their money can be used to fill up to the goal

I set my desktop wallpaper to rotate randomly through a folder of wallpaper images because I keep forgetting I have all these cool pictures saved.

Today's is a coastal cliff city full of dragons (which I think is concept art or illustration from a game?).

Artist: changyuanart.com/

post ur weapon mains. what weapon do u main, spiritually, culturally, socially, physically, or otherwise

Oh yeah, I took some photos of the very wet London pavement on Monday. I'm presenting them here upside-down
#photography #mastoart #London

meanwhile if you're into the Stalwart Reptile Friend/Shonen Protagonist aesthetic, I recommend bangaa

model is still overfitting, but now produces pretty plausible (?) and/or adorable spellings based on reconstructions from the phonetic vector:

abacus β†’ acabus
allison β†’ allisson
cheese β†’ chees
daring β†’ derring
mastodon β†’ madtostan
parrish β†’ pareshe
purple β†’ perpule
trousers β†’ chrousers
whoops β†’ hupps

interpolating between my first and last name:

allison
alassin
apersille
parissel
parrish