just according to keikaku @InspectorCaracal@tootplanet.space

taking some quick $15 #MastoArt #commissions !!!

fullbody, any species, hmu in dm!

If you have a problem with another user, please report them and explain the problem instead of encouraging other users to dogpile them. This isn't Tumblr or Twitter; there are actual moderators here who will try to handle disputes.

:O You guys ...

https://twitter.com/AlongsideWild/status/1070392572877524993

the classic Vengaboys dance track We Like to Party! (The Vengabus) has the line "so if you like to party, get on and move your body". since i was young, i thought "get on" was meant as in "get on with it", like "what are you waiting for? dance!"

i only just realized that they're actually telling you to physically get on the Vengabus. needless to say this was a shocking epiphany

The only solution to a blown up mystery box is Darth Jar Jar.

I will burn a MILLION favourites and reposts to fix a typographical error. I will walk into hell itself wearing shoes constructed of matchbooks to hunt the typographical error to its very nest.

But I will NEVER just take a moment to reread a post before sending it out into the world to catch the error in the first place. This is my solemn vow, etched in fire on my shining soul.

Let's say 50 people are patrons for this 120$ monthly thing. It would be 2.40$ for everyone.
Then
a) everyone pays 2.40, if someone has, say a max of 1.50, the 90c will be missing from the goal.
b) like a, but the missing can be filled with money from people having higher maxes.
c) like a, but missing can be filled with money having higher maxes who opted-in that their money can be used to fill up to the goal

post ur weapon mains. what weapon do u main, spiritually, culturally, socially, physically, or otherwise

Oh yeah, I took some photos of the very wet London pavement on Monday. I'm presenting them here upside-down
#photography #mastoart #London

meanwhile if you're into the Stalwart Reptile Friend/Shonen Protagonist aesthetic, I recommend bangaa

model is still overfitting, but now produces pretty plausible (?) and/or adorable spellings based on reconstructions from the phonetic vector:

abacus → acabus
allison → allisson
cheese → chees
daring → derring
mastodon → madtostan
parrish → pareshe
purple → perpule
trousers → chrousers
whoops → hupps

interpolating between my first and last name:

allison
alassin
apersille
parissel
parrish

phonetic interpolations generated after one epoch (sampling points between the vectors for the first/last word on each list)

paper
pithe
pithapper
pithapper
pitfatier
pittifa
pitshaph
plitfich
plathich
plastic

kitten
kittin
kittin
kitpin
pithatt
putki
putki
puppity
puppi
puppy

birthday
barzhe
burzhe
burzhe
burzhervi
berthownize
overrizh
overringse
overringse
anniversary

artificial
alfition
alfitions
alfitarition
alfettion
alotivencation
antivations
intercalizate
intelagist
intelligence

Ah yes, the two genders.