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Alb is a programming language created entirely in arabic, built to "[highlight] cultural biases of computer science and [challenge] the assumptions we make about programming."

it is a tree-walking interpreter in JavaScript. you can watch its creator talk about the language in the vid below

youtube.com/watch?v=77KAHPZUR8

You know what are two immediate solutions to instances with admin that aren’t moderating?

-suspending the instance
-moving from that instance

This isn’t hard.

wheee our power was scheduled to go out again this morning and both J and I misread the email about it

wheeeeeeeeee

okay

passive nether mobs mod

lava crabs, they are like turtles but fire, the crab shells can be made into some kinda lava gear?

glogoats, they are like sheep but the wool glows when it's night/sunless dimension and they drop less of it

imps, they're like bats but red and they drop Nether String, which can be used like normal string, but if ya put it in a recipe for a fishing rod then ya get a Nether Rod and you can FISH

IN

LAVA

someone make this i don't know shit about modding

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Japan said "as soon as we figure out CGI it's over for you fuckers" and they meant it

when the herald angels sing, the sound waves are a sine from god

Speaking of the fatal flaws of globally capitalist societies and mass death tolls, what year is a good time for my AU-divergence cataclysmic event to happen in my fantasy cyberpunk setting? I've been vaguely considering 2015 but am concerned that is too "round" of a date. 2014?

me, the "I should buy a boat" cat except it's "I should drink some water"

I should have some more water to drink.

*sits and stares off into eternity instead*

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