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i gotta know if my sister's remark about how many guys just don't put sheets on the bed ever or who use just the top sheet because they don't know how to fold the bottom sheet is a legitimate observation or if her poor taste in dates includes basic self-care incompetency because I'm honestly more inclined to believe the latter

i just spent like 20 minutes writing up a detailed comment on reddit about why exactly fondant is unpleasant to eat and i should probably go do some laundry stuff now

.....just had a drink of coffee but apparently my brain was expecting tea so it tasted very weird

audius doxxes your location thru geoip -- not once did i tell them where i'm from but my profile publicly displays my hometown. it's time to delete this account.

Soundcloud Alternatives 

Oh wow TV Tropes has a whole section about how localizations for different languages translate Kansai-ben

(WARNING: TV Tropes)

s/s cursed 

We've extended our Black Friday deal for 1 more week. You can still come down to the quiet inland lake, divest yourself of all you hold dear, and let the water take you. 40% off. Act now and we'll throw in, as a bonus, an urban legend about your disappearance.

A thought: is kansai-ben culturally similar/equivalent to a Southern Accent in the US?

Art project idea:
"Gendered" bathrooms with e-paper signs that change to different arbitrary symbols every day.

Symbol pairs will be chosen so that each day most people will manage to fit in but each day someone else would actually prefer a third/forth/fifth option.

Examples: Star Wars vs. Star Trek, Apples vs. Bananas, Vim vs. Emacs, Triangles vs. Squares, Coffee vs. Tea, …
you get the idea…

does anyone else have the problem where they misidentify languages as a different language based on the way it sounds when they're familiar with (but don't *know*) the different language but not the actual language?

oof, my knee is really feeling it today

not *hurting* per se but ick

I've been looking into it, and I'm pretty sure that all programming languages are terrible, though some of them for different reasons than others.

@matt everybody understands this but nobody will acknowledge it!

After experiencing them for a few months, office work hours really feel unsustainable and unhealthy, I was at a job I loved and had fun at, so I can imagine the horrible U G H of having office work hours at a bad job

tfw you start scrolling through a picrew and you realize you recognize half of the hairstyles they ripped off of specific magical girls/boys


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