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Following @photopuck and @kemonine's lead here are 5-7 things not in my (astoundingly vague) profile that are of interest to me, as tags so they're searchable...



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FYI:

“In case anyone is wondering, you would have to move towards the access point at roughly 621.5 kilometers per second in order to doppler-shift Wi-Fi channel 1 into channel 2.”

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From: @_fox_bot@twitter.com

機嫌なおして?
__別に怒ってなんかないケド…
Fox kits by calljohn1 t.co/ipPCbxMow9 2015/5/31
t.co/9RKxMCa2Ms

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* Origin: Twitter (twitter.com/_fox_bot/status/10)

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Pitching my prequel "Hey - Does MTV Rap?" today

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As I lift the toilet lid a disembodied voice says, "We've updated our privacy policy."

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*puts on European late 1700's LARP outfit and gets on a horse carrying a lantern, riding off into the night*

THE NEW PRIVACY POLICIES ARE COMING

THE NEW PRIVACY POLICIES ARE COMING

*a church bell rings 3 times to signify it's by email and not by land or sea*

Remember, Reese's Pieces must be eaten one color at a time. To do otherwise is illegal under the Reese's Act of 2107*. Failure to do so may result in a $2 fine**.

*Under the Perpetual And Universal Authority Act of 2101 all Michigan state laws are considered enforceable at all points of time and space.
** Converted to 2018 dollars that would be $2600.

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*runs after you panting*

*pant pant*

HEY

WE'VE UPDATED OUR *pant* PRIVACY POLICY

*hands you a privacy policy written on the back of a Korean delivery place's menu*

Fluff's rule for saving the future: don't look for silver bullets, look for silver shotgun shells. Or, whatever future problem you're trying to prevent or ease is unlikely to be solved by a single magical solution but instead a number of likely much simpler acts in combination.

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*comes out on stage, adjusts microphone*

*pauses, tilts head, holds up hand as if to indicate 'wait', adjusts again*

*hesitates, adjusts again*

[20 MINUTES LATER]

*finally gets the microphone Just Right]

okay

that's all the time we have

thank you all for attending my Ted Talk

*does fingerguns at the audience, like so*

👈 👈 👉 👉

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Disquieting science thought Show more

Disquieting science thought Show more

Disquieting science thought Show more

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From: @_fox_bot@twitter.com

もう 雪飽きたよ……(⌒-⌒; )
Fox by Walter Kosmos t.co/ZbAgaokS6L Sweden スウェーデン 2016/2/16
t.co/cFO2YAzERe

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* Origin: Twitter (twitter.com/_fox_bot/status/99)

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The whole "8 hours of work, 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours to do as we will" is a scam. After substracting time for getting to and from work, and getting ready for work and having breakfast and lunch, and extra time spent in bed but not asleep, it's more like "3-4 hours to do necessary chores as well as fun things"

Yay, I get to pop cough drops today as if they were about to be banned tomorrow.

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A New World: Drinks
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lynthornealder.com/2018/05/24/
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“I have to admit, with most women I know, being turned into a frog isn’t a real worry when I consider going to their place for drinks.”

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There is a note pinned up next to the void:
"The void holds no data about you, does not wish to contact you, and does not care who you are, or what you scream."
Somehow, I find this oddly comforting. I leave, without screaming.
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