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Following @photopuck and @kemonine's lead here are 5-7 things not in my (astoundingly vague) profile that are of interest to me, as tags so they're searchable...



and in general
and *nixes in general
and

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"Want to come in," the first dragon said, "and see my hoard of gold?"
"You still sleep on gold?" said the other.
"So what are you on, Bitcoin?"
"Hardly. I hoard pillows."
"Ooh!"
#MicroFiction #tootfic #smallstories

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From: @_fox_bot@twitter.com

真っ白な雪の上の 真っ黒なキツネ (*≧∇≦*)
by Matt Swinden t.co/e3s0Lugg4w Colorado.コロラド州
t.co/Mlwa37pqp5

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Good morning, I'd like to borrow an extra hour or two of night. How do I go about that again?

Oh! Happy orbit completion day @squirrel!

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WikiHow: "How To Cite A Mastodon Post Without Outing Yourself As A Furry"

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anyway here is a bunch of traps of a dragon with a host of Very Polite Kobolds who agree that it's very clever

coinsandscrolls.blogspot.ca/20

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I like that "how to exit vim" is a meme when exiting emacs is

^Q?
^C^Q?
^Q^C?
^D
wait I remember something about ^X
^X^Q
^X^D
*unplugs computer*

So apparently it's not a good idea to be a servant in my dreams. Yet another one ended up in unfortunate circumstances last night. With a rescue that was... yeah, less than ideal.

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Sure, the world needs changing, but for goodness sake let people enjoy themselves doing useless, fun things.

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Good morning. Don't let this world wear you down. Appreciate the world around you, cultivate a sense of wonder in yourself and others.

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From: @_fox_bot@twitter.com

あなたはだあれ?
Red Fox coming out of a log! by jordanjellybean t.co/xLjbYFaFH6 /2009
t.co/8zR1KplMis

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Good morning mastofediverse, ready to start this Monday? What do you mean it's Tuesday? If it were Tuesday is have gone to work yesterday.

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From: @_fox_bot@twitter.com

おすまし顔だけじゃない♪北極ギツネって表情豊かで可愛い(*´◡`*)♬
by Mark Dumont t.co/LA0Ps2MXpX Cincinnati Zoo シンシナティ動物園,オハイオ州 /2014
t.co/wmstQykHU1

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And 4TW streak continues for another day.

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Dance Dance Coelacanth

"that sounds floppy."
"and yet crunchy. floppy *and* crunchy."

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From: @_fox_bot@twitter.com

子ぎつね (´◡`)♪
Fox Kit by Dan Kaiser t.co/AzwqgawZkK Monroe County, IN
t.co/8ygziWxxlA

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never take skrillex fishing, because he always drops the bass

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