if you set up two mirrors facing each other, stand between them, and say "systemd" three times, lennart will show up
not to do anything. he's just kind of there
"please put me back"
I went to work for catgirl services, but I kept getting distracted by these little red dots on the floor and balls of yarn trying to escape. It was a tough work day!
An entomologist reviews ant emoji http://curlicuecal.tumblr.com/post/175362924100/an-entomologist-rates-ant-emojis/ (Found via MelanieHannah on bird noise site)
*Sends an RFP to the mad science listserv for a Befoxifier Ray*
Q: Why didn’t the dragon like the map of his dungeon?
A: Because it wasn’t drawn TO SCALE
"I think the castle is haunted."
"The ship might seem like a fantastical, magical creature to you, but it's really just a big embodiment of advanced supernatural technology that cannot be explained by science alone. ...well, that does make it seem a bit haunted, doesn't it? But it's not!" #Voltron
The fundamental problem of emoji, from the 'world emoji day' website:
Dreaming of Sunshine ch 51:
I felt exhausted. It had been at least fourteen hours since the fight by the train, and we'd been in constant motion since then. And we'd been patrolling all morning before that, even if nothing had happened.
Yay, ninja. More all-nighters than a university student with an assignment due…
* Origin: Twitter (https://twitter.com/_fox_bot/status/1019308159578435584)