@Shutsumon A couple of Bert's relatives have been sent down for conning old folk out of money.
He asked me to find out just how they are related to him, and it transpires that they're the grandsons of his uncle Robert & Aunt Betty.
Same thing happens with every other online thing as well... No fun today...
I keep losing the signal, perhaps once every minute or two and it takes forever to reconnect.
Worst Dr Who viewing experience of my life.