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Like non-evil Vampires and Werewolves but not a romance fan? I have your back!

A vampire hunter's life becomes complicated when he begins to realise his prey aren't always the monsters he's been taught.

It also has werewolves and they aren't monsters either.

Full blurb and links to various places you can buy it here: firebird-fiction.com/books/hav

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It's so nice to have so many new queer and creative toots joining us on tootplanet. Welcome all.

I'm Becka and I'm a middle-aged British fantasy writer and wannabee artist. I also and make maps in Campaign Cartographer. Recently I've been messing around with Blender and Audacity (not at the same time)

I'm a quoi-romantic asexual who generally identifies as a Cis Woman though I am noodling at this recently.

Feel free to follow me. I love making new friends.

Hey Followers! Our admin is closing tootplanet at the end of February in favour of a similarly named and themed Misskey instance. I haven't moved over fully yet but I will be soon. This is my account if you want to follow me there: ping.the-planet.space/@shutsum

recently finished the excellent ‘Books And Bone’ by @vicorva and it is an excellent read! Recommended!

i read it very slowly because i did not want to rush it 💙

If you like non-evil Vampires and Werewolves but aren't a romance fan you might like my vampire novel Haventon Born.

A vampire hunter's life becomes complicated when he begins to realise his prey aren't always the monsters he's been taught.

It also has werewolves and they aren't monsters either.

Full blurb and links to various places you can buy it here:
https://firebird-fiction.com/books/haventon-born-the-haventon-chronicles-1

Hey Followers! Our admin is closing tootplanet at the end of February in favour of a similarly named and themed Misskey instance. I haven't moved over fully yet but I will be soon. This is my account if you want to follow me there: ping.the-planet.space/@shutsum

When I was a kid we used to hunt around for scorpions at night with a UV lamp. (UV makes scorpions floresce.) We didn't do anything to them, just looked at them for a while and moved on. Anyway I figure that's probably the arachnid equivalent to a UFO encounter.

look at this very beautiful ginkgo tree which is around 1400 years old

Where does a mansplainer get his water?
From a well, actually.

The most dangerous kind of griffin is the ferrpie: front half European magpie, back half ferret. No shiny is safe.

I swear I will actually do something conlanging this weekend instead of just scribbling potential sound changes to create non-concatenative morphology on a piece of paper

okay okay okay the next time in a TV show/Movie I see someone walking slowly across the pavement and all you can see is high heeled pumps and trousers I want it to pan up to be the Manly man and not the tough Lady.

Hey folks, really important PSA here:

When you write the date on any kind of document, write "2020," NOT "20."

If you only write "20" someone can mimic your handwriting and write anything after it, like 19 to make it 2019, or 21 to make it 2021.

This can invalidate serious legal agreements and make things like leases and other legally binding documents susceptible to fraud.

Food, Star Trek replicators 

Hereafter, all complaints about the decline of the English language must be written in grammatically correct Old English.

We will accept modern Latin derivatives when no Old English word can apply, i.e. computer, however these must be declined and conjugated according to the rules of Old English grammar.

NOTE: All Latin words must carry over their grammatical gender.

im sorry but this is the best movie description ever

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