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Like non-evil Vampires and Werewolves but not a romance fan? I have your back!

A vampire hunter's life becomes complicated when he begins to realise his prey aren't always the monsters he's been taught.

It also has werewolves and they aren't monsters either.

Full blurb and links to various places you can buy it here: firebird-fiction.com/books/hav

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It's so nice to have so many new queer and creative toots joining us on tootplanet. Welcome all.

I'm Becka and I'm a middle-aged British fantasy writer and wannabee artist. I also and make maps in Campaign Cartographer. Recently I've been messing around with Blender and Audacity (not at the same time)

I'm a quoi-romantic asexual who generally identifies as a Cis Woman though I am noodling at this recently.

Feel free to follow me. I love making new friends.

We apologize for not catching this bug sooner.

Special thanks to @tuneintodetuned for alerting us to this bug.

To see if you have an affected profile on your instance, run the following command in artisan tinker:

User::whereEmail('')->count()

If the response is 0, you have no affected accounts.

To fix an affected account:

$email = 'users email here';
$user = User::whereEmail('')->first();
$user->email = $email;
$user->email_verified_at = now();
$user->save();

- PSA Update -

We have shipped a fix and tested in production.

When we moved the email settings to its own page, we did not update the logic, leading to an unfortunate bug.

If a user updated their name, bio or website on an instance running the latest commits, it would clear their email and email verified at timestamp.

The bug would only affect one account per instance due to the unique constraint of the email column.

It's easy to fix the affected account by setting their email manually...

⚠️PSA ⚠️

If you run an instance and updated to the latest commits today, please put the instance in maintenance mode until further notice.

More info to follow shortly.

Bin is now kerbside.

Let's look at this writing then

Rightio Becka, clear rubbish into bin and put it out for the bin people. Then write something. Even if it is more of the ridiculous Tolkien fanfic.

Though if it has to be fanfic I'd rather you work on the less ridiculous Silm AU where Beren survives the hunting of the Wolf. The one that will merit "Luthien being a Badass", "People making marginally less bad decisions about Magical Jewelry" and "which isn't saying much" tags

Also why are you refering to yourself in second person?

I am doing Very Important Research: which scifi film features space coffee the most.

Right now my top two candidates are Alien(1979) and Event Horizon(1997).

If you know of films with more/equal appearances of space coffee, please let me know! Boosts appreciated for this Very Important Research.

The year is 5019. Humans, as we know them, are long gone. The Earth is inhabited chiefly by advanced, sapient machines.

For legacy reasons, everyone's name starts with "Mozilla/5.0 (compatible;".

My future brother in law is a constable on Cape Cod Massachusetts who recently got a call about some bread that fell off a truck, which he later recovered, all of which is to say Show more

I want to write a blog post entitled "Mastodon is crumbling and many blame this delicious recipe" that features posts of different Masto users' apple crumbles and recipes

"We've moved beyond the idea that women wearing pants is a problem. Women wearing pants is powerful, it's strong, everybody accepts it, and it's associated with the patriarchy, it's associated with being male. The minute a man puts on a dress it's disgusting, so what are you saying? Men are strong, women are disgusting? I'm not doing that anymore. I'm done with that. I'm a man in a dress and if I feel like wearing a dress I'm gonna wear one." - Billy Porter

youtu.be/fY058WwzR7s

Good Morning Mastopeeps and other Fedifriends

Part of Brain: "The moon is a big silver flower and actually does glow itself now, oh and Venus has turned into a sailing ship..."

Rest of me: ... *collapses into helpless giggles*

Earlier today I was considering the fact that:

1. Middle Earth is supposedly our Earth

2. reckoned that we were on the cusp of the 6th & 7th ages

Part of Brain: supposing at the end of the 6th age the bending of Arda gets undone in a massive cataclysm

Rest of me: What?

Part of Brain: can you imagine being the scientists trying to explain "yes the world was round yesterday but it's flat now... and a new continent has appeated... oh and the sun is a giant fruit"

Rest of me: ...

Part of Brain: "The moon is a big silver flower and actually does glow itself now, oh and Venus has turned into a sailing ship..."

Rest of me: ... *collapses into helpless giggles*

Earlier today I was considering the fact that:

1. Middle Earth is supposedly our Earth

2. reckoned that we were on the cusp of the 6th & 7th ages

Part of Brain: supposing at the end of the 6th age the bending of Arda gets undone in a massive cataclysm

Rest of me: What?

Part of Brain: can you imagine being the scientists trying to explain "yes the world was round yesterday but it's flat now... and a new continent has appeated... oh and the sun is a giant fruit"

Rest of me: ...

how long does it take to get from the natural minor scale to phrygian Show more

oh my gosh Babbage had a club where all the members were expected to write a letter to the club Secretary every six months and if a letter from someone had not arrived from any one member within twelve months, it was to be assumed that person had been locked up as insane and the rest of the club would find and rescue them

Gosh I slept about 12 hours - must have needed it

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Toot Planet

Welcome to the Planet! We're a small but unrestrictive community and customized Mastodon server.

We welcome anyone who wants to come join and whatever language you speak! Especially if you're a creative type, queer, a nerdy enthusiast of Something, you'll feel right at home, but we're proud to be a friendly and welcoming community.

We also have certain features that don't exist on most mastodon servers, such as being able to post to only other members of the Planet.