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Like non-evil Vampires and Werewolves but not a romance fan? I have your back!

A vampire hunter's life becomes complicated when he begins to realise his prey aren't always the monsters he's been taught.

It also has werewolves and they aren't monsters either.

Full blurb and links to various places you can buy it here: firebird-fiction.com/books/hav

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It's so nice to have so many new queer and creative toots joining us on tootplanet. Welcome all.

I'm Becka and I'm a middle-aged British fantasy writer and wannabee artist. I also and make maps in Campaign Cartographer. Recently I've been messing around with Blender and Audacity (not at the same time)

I'm a quoi-romantic asexual who generally identifies as a Cis Woman though I am noodling at this recently.

Feel free to follow me. I love making new friends.

Just found out caracals have a Conservation Status of Least Concern so that brightened my day

o Queen of Winter, save us from this cursed ball in the sky, thank you

Floods, India, family find tiger in bed Show more

LB: Ackeb the lurgified. Hoarder of toast and books.

Orih the Lethargic, hoarder of Oreos and HP Thin Clients

body foo Show more

Glad you asked!
1. Pages load twice as fast
2. Laptop battery lasts longer
3. My privacy isn't invaded by 50 different douchebro Silicon Valley companies
4. Your fucking site doesn't slow down my computer to a crawl and I can actually read your fucking articles

Academic Advisor: "So what made you decide to pursue vocational training as a welder?"

Me: "What woman wouldn't want to WIELD THE FIRES OF CREATION IN HER OWN TWO HANDS!"

AA: "Um please wear gloves while welding."

"Illium" was another name for the city of Troy

"-ad" is a suffix that can be used to mean "the story of"

Therefore "The Illiad" is properly translated as; drumroll please...

Troy Story

Your parents sign you up for a spelling bee, and drop you off at an afterschool practice session. You sit with other kids, and then a giant humanoid bee arrives. "Alright kids, let's pick up where we left of with illusion magic, since some of you are still having trouble hiding your elf ears."
#writingprompts #writing

:blobcatpeek: Buy my book? It's 50% on Smashwords for all of July!

The family business is raising the dead; Ree has other ambitions. She's going to resurrect the ancient magic of shapeshifting, but might doom her necromantic hometown in the process.

A librarians-and-necromancy high fantasy with small town charm in a city of the dead.

smashwords.com/books/view/9337

(you can find it at a whole bunch of other retailers too! victoriacorva.xyz/books/)

:blobcatpeek: ok thanks for listening

(2/2)

The horse snorted and struck its hoof on the ground. 'You think I mean to drown you.'

'That's what you are, isn't it?'

'And what are you?' asked the horse. 'An office man, some would say. Yet here you are, feral and bargaining with a riverside fae.'

'Bargaining?' The man's question was cautious.

'You are running, are you not? I will bear you to whatever you seek, if you give me one thing in trade.'

'What?'

'Friendship,' the horse replied. 'I sense you need it as much as I.'

His feet were sore and blistered in his shredded shoes. His shirt was bramble-torn and leaf-stained, his trousers dirty and frayed.

The river was a mirage-like solace, too good to be true. He knelt on the bank and lowered cupped hands into the cool water.

After he had drunk his fill, he turned to see a horse, fur as dark as the blackest mud, with rushes tangled in its mane.

'I've heard of you,' said the man. 'I won't ride you, no matter how sore I am.'

(1/2)

Physical health -ve Show more

if a friend or colleague whomst is normally masc shows up with painted nails one day, even if its all smudged and messy and terrible, its your moral duty to compliment the shit out of their nails

*Pumpkin cat leaps on to sofa beside me.*

*Pumpkin cat wraps front paws around my wrist.*

*Pumpkin cat drags my hand from keyboard to under her chin.*

*Pumpkin cat looks at me expectantly*

Me: okay, I guess you want a fuss

So I'm bored at work eaerlier waiting for the computer to do something, so in my head I'm playing with potential sound changes... and then suddenly I had an a epiphany "Oh that's how consonant mutation as grammar happens"

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Toot Planet

Welcome to the Planet! We're a small but unrestrictive community and customized Mastodon server.

We welcome anyone who wants to come join and whatever language you speak! Especially if you're a creative type, queer, a nerdy enthusiast of Something, you'll feel right at home, but we're proud to be a friendly and welcoming community.

We also have certain features that don't exist on most mastodon servers, such as being able to post to only other members of the Planet.