Trying to work but to be honest all I want to do right now is be in bed snuggling with someone

Marty McFly exists in the Star Wars universe. He works as an ad man and is best known for his famous biomedical campaign. Show more

How did the paramedics see through the dying man’s lies?

They used the de-fib-rillator on him

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Matilde wrote a blog that devalues my agency & personhood. Smears me as a coward, calls into question my stability.

All I did was leave, yall. I have PTSD from the mental abuse, the emotional violence. I had to leave. She has been calling my phone for months. Texting too! All while telling everybody that I damaged her.

Let me clear up that while I was with her during recovery, she REPEATEDLY refused to listen to my concerns about possible infection, and refused to communicate with her doctor.

I hate it when tea flavours let me down. Today I was hyped to try this blueberry ginseng tea and it was just bleh.

HRT adjustment so far: I’m tired a lot and have to pee a bunch

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Please boost if your account is safe for non-binary people. :nonbinary: :nb:

dysphoria joke Show more

selfie, eye-contact Show more

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I got a sales pitch via email from a company called "Legit Apps". Their name fills me with suspicion rather than confidence.

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PSA, request, pronouns Show more

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Food Show more

If I worked at the SEC I would have fought really hard to make Elon and Tesla’s fines $21 million each so it totalled $420 x $100,000

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In six months I went from “eh, maybe I’ll wear a dress occasionally” to “gimme all the dresses”

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