#Introduction (Also my former profiles)
I write fantasy, dystopia, apocalypse, & romance; I blog about home improvement, which can be all 4 of those.
Live with 3 cats, 1 husband, & my imagination.
Writer, oenophile, cat-person.
See here - https://tootplanet.space/@aldersprig/99417988355965388 - for interests.
What I am Writing, a brief Summary Show more
Ko-Fi: short stories or microfics for my Ko-Fi page - I will often ask for a prompt based on my most recent Patreon themes.
Patreon - short stories or an ongoing serial for my Patreon page, prompted by Patrons on a monthly theme.
Submission - not d/s - a story to submit to an anthology or magazine prompt call.
Map - a work in progress drawing a map, generally 7-15 minutes per time this is chosen, sometimes longer.
I live in cow country in the Finger Lakes, NY State, US.
Addergoole/Fae Apoc: a primer Show more
Addergoole was my first webserial and is now my 7th as well: a dark (DARK) fantasy setting in an underground boarding school where the students learn, among other things, that they are fae and can use magic.
Fae Apoc is the wider setting - named for an apocalypse that happens in 2011, when the Departed “Gods” return from Ellehem (fae-home).
Tell me what to Write/Do Today Show more
💎📆📆 Blog Post (w/suggestions)
💙 Hidden Mall
💙 Patreon Xposts
💜 Schedule Thimbleful Posts
💜 FF1 - Harry'Goole
💜 Patreon Post New
💗 Spoils of war
💛 Haunted House
💚 Landing Page
💚FF2 - Reconstruction
💎 Camp Nano ⏰⏰
Key in post above.
some disambiguation here: https://tootplanet.space/@aldersprig/102445551716272863
some definitions https://tootplanet.space/@aldersprig/1
Right now this is one edge of a circle and the first... bit? in. It's not quite right, 'cause I misread "width" as "radius" on the circle generator I was using, but it's already nearly half past nine...
Gives me a building around 140-150 blocks in diameter and 40 stories tall.
Apartments around the outside ring, 16-20 per level, so...minimum of 576 or so apartments.
Then, moving inwards, shops/crafting spaces, animal pens, farmland.
St. Bernard Pass, 2469m. We did see dogs but they didn’t have booze. 😭 Luckily, we are packing cognac from breakfast. 😆 #TheAlps2019
The notable part about last night's #dream was trying to learn to teleport by walking down one stretch of road and remembering the sensations of another. So trying to turn this strange road's shoulder into the stretch near my cousin's house back home.
The horse snorted and struck its hoof on the ground. 'You think I mean to drown you.'
'That's what you are, isn't it?'
'And what are you?' asked the horse. 'An office man, some would say. Yet here you are, feral and bargaining with a riverside fae.'
'Bargaining?' The man's question was cautious.
'You are running, are you not? I will bear you to whatever you seek, if you give me one thing in trade.'
'Friendship,' the horse replied. 'I sense you need it as much as I.'
His feet were sore and blistered in his shredded shoes. His shirt was bramble-torn and leaf-stained, his trousers dirty and frayed.
The river was a mirage-like solace, too good to be true. He knelt on the bank and lowered cupped hands into the cool water.
After he had drunk his fill, he turned to see a horse, fur as dark as the blackest mud, with rushes tangled in its mane.
'I've heard of you,' said the man. 'I won't ride you, no matter how sore I am.'
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Before I can #Minecraft tonight, I need to
write 76 words
Strip the bed and replace the sheets, put sheets in the wash
A spaceship landed, and an alien emerged.
"Greetings," it said, "um. We apologise for abducting your leader. We did not notice her coming aboard when we were here last week."
A cat emerged from the spaceship and sat down to clean her paws.
"Here she is," the alien said.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Everything was ruined. Voldemort's stepson had encrypted their entire database costing them years of work indexing every beecat species in the wizarding world.
"Albus, you did remember to set up a backup schedule, right?" Scorpius asked suddenly.
Albus' eyes widened in shock. "I thought you did that?"
"Dumbledore's old socks! What are we gonna do? How will we ever get our data back?"
They both yelled in unison: "TIME-TURNERS!"
A tall woman who wears long skirts and wields power tools. A waterfall: deceptively peaceful.
Kitty-fae are people too.
Welcome to the Planet! We're a small but unrestrictive community and customized Mastodon server.
We welcome anyone who wants to come join and whatever language you speak! Especially if you're a creative type, queer, a nerdy enthusiast of Something, you'll feel right at home, but we're proud to be a friendly and welcoming community.
We also have certain features that don't exist on most mastodon servers, such as being able to post to only other members of the Planet.