Tootfic 1/2 Ban(e/ana)
"What IS that?" Tao stared in horror at Yan's bench.
"This? 99 Bananas, all the ginger powder left in the store, & safflower, turmeric, and curry powder."
"Because all the vodka was gone, there isn't any fresh ginger root to be had without a hothouse, and ditto saffron."
"You're making sweet piss water. WHY?"
Tao ought to know better; Tao did the spells for most of their group. But she had to admit the arrangement looked pretty awful.
"Because Cora's heart is weak and Dan's guts are rebelling & our perimeter has been breached 4 times in the last month," she retorted.
"That's one hell of a potion." Tao stared at the mess; Yan still couldn't fault the urge.
"3 potions," she allowed. “But they share a base."
And if her sweet piss water didn't work, she was going to have to move on to the REALLY sketchy stuff.
"Carry on, then. But, if you need someone to test your base... maybe ask someone else?"
Previous #TootFiction written to the poll from last Wednesday and is part of the Potions in the Apocalypse setting, which you can find more about here - http://www.lynthornealder.com/2019/09/15/a-landing-page-of-tootfic/
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