My sinus are trying to kill me because my ovaries finally gave up.

@DialMforMara <3 Every time I see that when I complain about my sinus I think it’s a neti pot. :-D

@aldersprig OH. Oh I finally parsed this right. 😅 I thought you meant like your ovaries quit functioning and I was like what. (As opposed to what I assume you actually meant, which is stopped trying to kill you...)

@InspectorCaracal @aldersprig I think they are just lulling her into a false sense of security.

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