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Love is laughing late into the night until your sides hurt, have coughing fits, and tears stream down your cheeks with someone you trust enough to wear your most run-down pyjamas around.

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"So in your relationship, who is the dog and who is the cat?"
"How antiquated. We are both obviously dragons."

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My favourites tend to be ALL of the citrus (bergamot, grapefruit, lemon, lime, orange...), cinnamon, clary sage, vanilla, honeysuckle, peppermint, tea tree... cedarwood is pretty good. 🕯️

I cannot stand patchouli. Get that $£!@ out of my house. 💢

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feature idea: "mute conversation" but for your home timeline not just your notifications

#food #sushi Show more

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When aliens landed
We said: "Save us"
And: "You are fake"
And: "We are busy"
And: "Leave us alone"
And: "Die"

The aliens listened
And said: "No"
And did nothing
Except watch us

And our anger
Did nothing
Our shame, our fear, our hate
Nothing
To them

How alien they are, aliens
#SmallPoems

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Here's something for @noelle

Image was shared by someone from Hodinkee at the Bvlgari booth at Baselworld

SNEK WATCH!

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Just a quick reminder about my March Giveaway! The winner will get this UFO Crash Site Incense Burner. To enter, subscribe to XXYXXYART Transmissions on my shop page (xxyxxyart.com). Already a subscriber? You are automatically entered! I will announce the winner in the first email transmission of April!

#ufo #crashsite #incenseburner #ceramic #copper #mastoart

Outed as #furry to family, humorous: Show more

Outed as #furry to family, humorous: Show more

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Pensioner discovers the "ghost" cleaning his shed every night is actually a mouse. (Just in case you wondered if mice were awesome or not)

(Caution: mass quantities of ads)

cheezburger.com/7973893/pensio

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If you ever wanted some postcards with my art on it, I would like to introduce you to the first Postcard Bundle: shop.sylvia-ritter.com/collect ❤️🧡🦔🦊🦌🙀💚💙 #art #illustration #mastoart

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This verifiably dazzling star charm astronaut necklace has fallen from proxima centari to assess your home base! Beam it to your quadrant before it drifts off!

More at xxyxxyart.com

#star #charm #astronaut #necklace #sculpted #ceramic #gold #whitegold #silver #mastoart

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This dog sounds like a pacing bison.

… like, do you need something from m- *gets smelly dog toy thrust at her*

Oh. I see.

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The hen had few desires; to grow fat on grubs and grains, to keep eggs warm and to soar through the clouds.
She excelled at the first two, but her flying efforts, though determined, were limited. Still,she managed to reach many of the highest treetops and rocky outcrops, further than the rest of the flock.

During her highest flight, she found a cliffside cave with a nest cradling two cooling eggs. Without hesitation she began to brood.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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RT @AstroHague
Goodnight from @Space_Station

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Want something heckin' adorable? Here - have a Husky raised by Cats

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@archadia ~Taughannock Falls Park's waterfalls are AMAZING.

parks.ny.gov/parks/62/details.

And for really ambitious hiking, Treman park's gorge is the best.

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@archadia What is your go-to thing to cook when you really want your dinner to make you (or a guest) happy?

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Toot Planet

Welcome to the Planet! We're a small but unrestrictive community and customized Mastodon server.

We welcome anyone who wants to come join and whatever language you speak! Especially if you're a creative type, queer, a nerdy enthusiast of Something, you'll feel right at home, but we're proud to be a friendly and welcoming community.

We also have certain features that don't exist on most mastodon servers, such as being able to post to only other members of the Planet.