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You see, it's a long story… 

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Love is laughing late into the night until your sides hurt, have coughing fits, and tears stream down your cheeks with someone you trust enough to wear your most run-down pyjamas around.

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"So in your relationship, who is the dog and who is the cat?"
"How antiquated. We are both obviously dragons."

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My favourites tend to be ALL of the citrus (bergamot, grapefruit, lemon, lime, orange...), cinnamon, clary sage, vanilla, honeysuckle, peppermint, tea tree... cedarwood is pretty good. 🕯️

I cannot stand patchouli. Get that $£!@ out of my house. 💢

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#Gift, #Vegan, #CANDY 

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The Sorceress sat in the center of her study. The scent of honey and smoke filled it to the brim.

She stared unblinkingly at a flickering spot of fire, wax pooling around the base of the candle, binding it further to the silver holder resting on the table before her.

Once the flame extinguished itself, she leaned back with a relaxed sigh.

"Another candle, mistress?"

"No," she yawned, "I think that was enough light reading for one night."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

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"Dad, there's a monster under my bed!"
"Oh? What does it want?"
"Wait, I'll ask..."
"Well?"
"It's afraid of the Roomba."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I'll build a Lego wall for it to hide behind."
"Tomorrow."
"But dad!"
"Tomorrow. I'll turn the Roomba off for tonight."
"It says thanks!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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age check. how old are you, my friends

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🎶 Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads 🎶

Anxiety, Medical, Hu-mor? O.o 

Anxiety, Medical 

There are only two words that a medical professional examining me can say to immediately engage my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive:

"Oops..."
and
"... oh."

volunteer: "What do you do with it?"

me: "... You cry over it."

Karen: [silently shuts her laptop, lays her head down on it, covers her face, shoulders shaking 🤣 ]

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volunteer: "Yeah well Karen" [boss] "is just sitting there" [in the corner with her work laptop] "what's /she/ doing?"

me: "It appears she's participating in this odd behaviour I have observed humans do sometimes, it's called 'work'."

Karen: [smirk]

volunteer: 😆 "Work? what's that?"

me: "We're not entirely sure, but studies have shown that humans do this behaviour in exchange for tokens called 'money'."

volunteer: "Money?! What's money?!"

me: "It looks a little like this:" [shows £3].

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#dog food, #homemade, #vegan 

#dog food, #homemade, #vegan 

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"Pronoia, your... well they SAY they're your parents, but--"

"Three of them?"

"Yes."

"Describe them."

"I... can't?"

"That's them."

The young woman snapped her briefcase shut and made her way down to the lobby.

The people there were giving three tall figures a wide berth. This was normal. Aside from not being able to define a binary gender for them, they gave the impression of having horns.

And claws.

And a primal danger.

#TootFic #FlashFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #UrbanFantasy

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Today for I would like to remind all of you that transmen are also men, so please do not say things about men that you would not say about transmen.

When @Terrana's daylight clock dawns, it's really difficult to restrain myself from pounce-cuddling and purring the sleeping fluffdragon awake, but I do.

Because it is a quiet morning in the house… and I am a very good Fluffle. :goose: 😏

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