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being bad at socializing is kinda like being bad at fighting games
you don't know how to approach, everyone seems to play better than you can and refuses to explain how, you're constantly being blocked,
And I think I've spotted the reason.
Baa-sil is spoiled rotten. Hell, they both are. They each have their own outdoor benches loaded with pillows to sleep on, right next to the outdoor dinner table on the deck.
These benches do not always suffice for Baa-sil. Because he's a damn LAP SHEEP.
Photographic evidence of an adolescent sheep curled up on my gruff, mustachioed dad's lap like a puppy:
I wonder how many folks remember the not-quite-epic tale of Baa-sil the Geep? The little baby goat my dad adopted, found a lil goaty brother for, and then discovered whoops, he's a sheep!
I visited the lil farm again, and... he may be a sheep but he's a naughty lil shit. All the stories you hear about goats getting into everything and frakkin' it up? That's Basil.
Meanwhile, lil Manuel, the ACTUAL goat, is a pretty, dainty, soft little sweetheart who just wants to sit and be petted.
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#35C3 family emergency.
I got confused when ordering tickets for 35C3, and apparently must have forgotten to order one of the tickets that we wanted to get? I was sure I had ordered 4 tickets, but can indeed only find 3 bank transfers for the tickets.😥
As a consequence of my mistake, we are now lacking a ticket and won't be able to go as our complete family unit (4 adults and 2 kids).
Unless some awesome person shows up and sells us their ticket.
If you have a spare, PLEASE contact me ASAP!
Only three people voted and only one book has more votes than the others.
So the #nfbookclub book for December is Not That Bad: Dispatches from Rape Culture by Roxane Gay and the second book is one of the old ones you haven't gotten to yet.
I need recommendations for really, really gay public domain art which has high-resolution images available online. Like, as gay as possible. Also lewd and preferably funny.
Because of reasons.
The precise nature of what constitutes "gay" here is up to you, but things like "a high-res closeup of Davids ass" or a woodprint of a penis-competition in progress are in the right direction.
@sireebob thought capitalism causes p much all environmental issues, littering can kill wildlife and be dangerous to people and domestic pets.
Be gay do crimes, but don’t litter because that’s not breaking unjust laws, that’s just being a dick.
Hello woolly world! Just want to let anyone who might need a German-language #copywriter or #copyeditor know I'm available at the moment. Book me on fiverr (https://www.fiverr.com/ck_textservice ), request a custom order or even better: hit me up via DM - I'm based in Germany, but taking orders internationally!
Hab dann tatsächlich mal aufgeschrieben, inkl. MWE:
Hübschen #Gendergap mit #LaTeX erzeugen — https://janw.xyz/blog/huebschen-gendergap-haben-sie-da/
I finally got that cooking blog started! Thanks in large part to @Wsteria talking about cooking eggs this morning.
Cooking Without Spoons
A cooking blog for when you Just Can't
There's not much on it yet but I have a bunch of posts already planned to put on it over the next few weeks, now that the hard part is done and it's set up.
@maunzikation, but smoler.
Follow requests by people that I know a bit are welcome, but idk what my criteria for accepting them are going to be.
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