alcohol mention 

The main difference between a "big cat" species and a "small cat" species is a small bone in their throats that allows them to either roar or purr

Therefore, cheetahs, who can't roar but purr, are small cats

And that's why I should be allowed to have one as a pet

The lost pup was tiny. Special attention was taken to make sure she suckled her fill... she didn't have much of an appetite. This worried the pack.

She was easily less than half the size of her adoptive litter; though she growled with the fierceness of a fully grown wolf. This gave them much hope.

It wasn't until the next full moon that the pack realized they had adopted a bobcat kitten.

They still loved her anyway.

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Caturday #Fantasy #Lycanthropy

@Tusky hey :blobcat: is there currently a way to not make any boosts show in my home tab? Only the original posts of people I follow? If not, that would be super helpful to me and I'd like to suggest it as a feature.

Employee at the gym: So what are your goals? What kind of body do you want?

Me: *Pulls out phone, excitedly starts showing him pictures of river otters*

Employee: What

Me: What

This is a WWII-era purse made from nylons! The weave is still tight and it feels sturdy enough for everyday use.

(The things you get to see when you randomly run into the fashion collection's catalogers and accompany her back to her office.)

Why I like image captions: you know what you're posting! and you probably have a different way of putting things than I do

Case in point: saw pic of dog; person who had posted it captioned it as " a potato with ears"

personally, i feel like it should be easier to exist

social anxiety shitpost 

"I'll slip into something more comfortable"

*goes back to bed*

oh I super like the way the planet styles the "view thread" link. this way it's pretty and also not a distraction.

And I think I've spotted the reason.

Baa-sil is spoiled rotten. Hell, they both are. They each have their own outdoor benches loaded with pillows to sleep on, right next to the outdoor dinner table on the deck.

These benches do not always suffice for Baa-sil. Because he's a damn LAP SHEEP.

Photographic evidence of an adolescent sheep curled up on my gruff, mustachioed dad's lap like a puppy:

I wonder how many folks remember the not-quite-epic tale of Baa-sil the Geep? The little baby goat my dad adopted, found a lil goaty brother for, and then discovered whoops, he's a sheep!

I visited the lil farm again, and... he may be a sheep but he's a naughty lil shit. All the stories you hear about goats getting into everything and frakkin' it up? That's Basil.

Meanwhile, lil Manuel, the ACTUAL goat, is a pretty, dainty, soft little sweetheart who just wants to sit and be petted.

Hey everybody, the ArchiveTeam tumblr tracker is up and running!

If you have resources, please install Archiveteam's warrior program to contribute to the project! We're already up to 11TB and 187 million pages archived, but we're going to need a lot more help to get all the NSFW content before the 17th!

irc is #tumbledown on efnet, you can add blogs to be saved at

#35C3 family emergency.
I got confused when ordering tickets for 35C3, and apparently must have forgotten to order one of the tickets that we wanted to get? I was sure I had ordered 4 tickets, but can indeed only find 3 bank transfers for the tickets.😥

As a consequence of my mistake, we are now lacking a ticket and won't be able to go as our complete family unit (4 adults and 2 kids).

Unless some awesome person shows up and sells us their ticket.

If you have a spare, PLEASE contact me ASAP!

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