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I think the sub-plot for destiny the nearsighted whale shark was originally supposed to be about her tank being too small
baliley the beluga’s sub-plot was supposed to be about a lonely ass whale missing its pod
and obviously hank’s was just supposed to be a traditional escape story
finding dory conspiracy theory time part 1 Show more
hello beautiful friends it’s finding dory conspiracy theory time!
It is my genuine belief that the plot of finding dory was changed halfway through production by disney to allow for maximum merch partnerships and toy distribution, in this essay I LITERALLY WILL EXPLAIN WHY
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being bad at socializing is kinda like being bad at fighting games
you don't know how to approach, everyone seems to play better than you can and refuses to explain how, you're constantly being blocked,
And I think I've spotted the reason.
Baa-sil is spoiled rotten. Hell, they both are. They each have their own outdoor benches loaded with pillows to sleep on, right next to the outdoor dinner table on the deck.
These benches do not always suffice for Baa-sil. Because he's a damn LAP SHEEP.
Photographic evidence of an adolescent sheep curled up on my gruff, mustachioed dad's lap like a puppy:
I wonder how many folks remember the not-quite-epic tale of Baa-sil the Geep? The little baby goat my dad adopted, found a lil goaty brother for, and then discovered whoops, he's a sheep!
I visited the lil farm again, and... he may be a sheep but he's a naughty lil shit. All the stories you hear about goats getting into everything and frakkin' it up? That's Basil.
Meanwhile, lil Manuel, the ACTUAL goat, is a pretty, dainty, soft little sweetheart who just wants to sit and be petted.
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#35C3 family emergency.
I got confused when ordering tickets for 35C3, and apparently must have forgotten to order one of the tickets that we wanted to get? I was sure I had ordered 4 tickets, but can indeed only find 3 bank transfers for the tickets.😥
As a consequence of my mistake, we are now lacking a ticket and won't be able to go as our complete family unit (4 adults and 2 kids).
Unless some awesome person shows up and sells us their ticket.
If you have a spare, PLEASE contact me ASAP!
Only three people voted and only one book has more votes than the others.
So the #nfbookclub book for December is Not That Bad: Dispatches from Rape Culture by Roxane Gay and the second book is one of the old ones you haven't gotten to yet.
I need recommendations for really, really gay public domain art which has high-resolution images available online. Like, as gay as possible. Also lewd and preferably funny.
Because of reasons.
The precise nature of what constitutes "gay" here is up to you, but things like "a high-res closeup of Davids ass" or a woodprint of a penis-competition in progress are in the right direction.
@maunzikation, but smoler.
Follow requests by people that I know a bit are welcome, but idk what my criteria for accepting them are going to be.
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