I was trying to get some pop-tarts out of the vending machine and accidentally punched the code for fig newtons.
I thought fig newtons were against the Geneva Convention
The office is nearly empty today. I'm not sure what's going on. Is it a holiday? Zombipocalypse?
Reading a writing prompt on Reddit. Butter is referred to as "cattle froth".
I think I may die.
Note: I have not blown up
Huh. Apparently on the street directly below me, construction workers breached a 6" gas main about 2 hours ago. They evacuated the building across the street and I was obliviously eating a ham sandwich at my desk?
Ok look. If you can't figure out how to monetize your site without loading it with ads , fine. I'm not going to look at them and I might ad block them, but or the love of Larry, can you at least make sure the fucking ads load quickly and properly?
Got soaked to the skin getting to work this morning (umbrella critical fail). Still damp 2 hours later :(
Hmm... fall into a 90s hole. Ran across a cache of Blut Engel videos an flashed back to VLARP days.
US Politics, voting Show more
The upcoming mid-term elections in the US are vitally important. Probably more so this year than in many years past. I urge you to make a commitment to yourself to exercise your franchise this Fall.
Are you registered to vote? If you need help registering to vote, https://vote.gov/ can help.
So, if you want to understand how nerdy I am, take the example of how I cheated at D&D last Saturday by using abilities my character didn't have. Why did I do that? Because I conflated the character in the game I was playing with the character /I created in my head to play on #CriticalRole /
As in, while I watch the show, I am actually playing a character with them in my head. He's got back story and a full character sheet (that exists only in my head) and the whole nine yards.
I don't wanna today
If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let’s just make patterns in their crops and leave.
I forgot breakfast so it's vending machine pop-tarts. Bleh