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Hob, Slayer of Bugs @daHob@tootplanet.space

@kidofsquid Just started playing Monster Hunter World so I'm trying to figure out what their elemental weaknesses are.

@Anke What do you call a game where Germans throw bread at each other?

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The office is nearly empty today. I'm not sure what's going on. Is it a holiday? Zombipocalypse?

Reading a writing prompt on Reddit. Butter is referred to as "cattle froth".

I think I may die.

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@LilFluff this working shit is for the birds. Who allowed it to be morning? Was it you?!

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@Corvusheart cool, I already have mail and a heater. I'm ahead of the trends!

Huh. Apparently on the street directly below me, construction workers breached a 6" gas main about 2 hours ago. They evacuated the building across the street and I was obliviously eating a ham sandwich at my desk?

@Anke excellent! Now it is time to hunt the customer!

/tosses you a harpoon/

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Ok look. If you can't figure out how to monetize your site without loading it with ads , fine. I'm not going to look at them and I might ad block them, but or the love of Larry, can you at least make sure the fucking ads load quickly and properly?

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