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LET'S END THE WORLD TOGETHER. Runaway Londoner befriends a seamonster. She's trying to save the world, he's trying to end it, they're on a roadtrip across the UK in a small car with a big dog.

WITCH OF THE WESTERN ISLES: When witches start dying on a small Scottish island, cat foster-mum Iona summons a demon to help her survive. Has ice skating, time magic & ladies falling in love.

GODSBLOOD: Buncha reckless teenagers tryna punch Celtic gods so they can be gods too WOO.

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A quick run down of my current projects:

ALL THE BROKEN THINGS, my 'twisted sci-fi Twilight'. Scottish-Indian giant robot engineer Anna is dealing with a monster-stalker problem. Out on sub to publishers

Works in Progress:
DIVIDE THE SKY, hella gay fantasy set in Purgatory. Soft Yorkshire lad Tyler wants to fix the world and a demon with a snappy dress sense is up for helping him, but Tyler's homicidal ex-boyfriend is trying to ruin everything. (1/2)

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! Cannae resist a good bandwagon. This year I'm going to create SO much more art, and I'm experiment more with colour.

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Hey spacetoots! I'm Emma, I'm a bi Scottish writer, and I've got an awesome agent repping my 'twisted Twilight' sci-fi book about giant robots, monsters and Scottish myths. I'm editing that book right now, and learning roller derby.
emmamaree.com/i-have-an-agent/

The Nintendo Switch Lite looks MEGA tempting. Especially that Sword/Shield edition. I think the lack of TV docking station is a deal-breaker for me though, if I'm gonna pay £££ for Pokeymanz I want those Pokeymanz to be available on a lorge screen.

Ever wondered "WTF is going on" in those related content image grids at the bottom of the articles your read", here some interesting analysis of the dark underbelly of ad-tech: Taboola, Outbrain and the Chum Supply Chain

themargins.substack.com/p/tabo

Just found found a Danish sim card which will soon be deactivated.

+45 7166 2638

Send me one of these old-fashioned texts. :D

I will receive them on an old Nokia phone (Nokia 3210).

I might post them here also. :)

(Also, feel free to send silent messages or to try to intercept messages if you have SS7 access. [Which you probably always wanted to do if you have access.)

Things we didn't do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy
- Steal the cookies from the cookie jar

Things we did:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the sheriff
- Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong

Things we will do:
- Survive
- Rock you
- Walk 500 miles
- Walk 500 more

Things we won't do:
- Get fooled again
- Back down
- That

Things we will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you

(Oops:
- I did it again)

Right I made a zine about cockatoos the other day. Behold. Some serious serendipity - I was drawing it when an article popped up about a cockatoo pulling up the anti nesting spikes on a building in Australia. That was awesome & weird enough, then I was listening to a podcast and they mentioned a cockatoo who stowed away on a cruise ship. So I had to fit those in obviously. (1 of 2)

I backed this gorgeous project on .

CAN I PET YOUR WEREWOLF is so close to its goal and is only 60 hrs from ending! Go take a look and back it if you fancy having cute werewolf comics to read.

kickstarter.com/projects/14959

Oh Nintendo just fucking surprised announced the Switch Lite lol

- Coming Sept 20th
- $200
- Not dockable
- an actual dpad????
- non-detachable Joy-Cons
- 20-30% better battery life (allegedly lol)
- no Labo
- no rumble

And this is what happens when dresses don't have pockets 😔

RT @Chrisitv@twitter.com

Its clearly as hot for USA shoppers as it is here!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Chrisitv/status/11

*at caveman cocktail party*
Them: what do?
Me: gather
Them: ah.. me hunter
Me: ah..

:blocky_white_cursor: *clicks an interesting URL*

🇺🇸 Server: "Oh you're not from the US, have our regional website."

🌐 Other server: "Hi I'm the regional website and I have no idea what page you were trying to view so here's our main index!"

Really becoming fond of coding in the free Atom editor with Emmet (and Atom Beautify too, of course, I'm not a monster). That package is a powerhouse! It's so good!
atom.io/packages/emmet

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This web dev course is making a case for avoiding using most non-decorative cases of <b></b> and <i></i> in favour of <strong></strong> and <em></em> and while I complete get the logic, my Neopets-and-forum-trained HTML brain is melting a bit.

(Info: developer.mozilla.org/en-US/do)

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#WriteFreely is a free open federated blogging platform. It has a minimalist approach so that readers concentrate on the text.

It federates with #ActivityPub so you can follow blogs through Mastodon etc.

Existing Write Freely instances you can sign up at:

writefreely.org/instances
fediverse.network/writefreely

Installing your own instance:

writefreely.org

Fully managed hosting, if you want your own instance without doing techy stuff:

writefreely.host

#AlternativesAtoZ #Blogging

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