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Hey spacetoots! I'm Emma, I'm a bi Scottish writer, and I've got an awesome agent repping my 'twisted Twilight' sci-fi book about giant robots, monsters and Scottish myths. I'm editing that book right now, and learning roller derby.
emmamaree.com/i-have-an-agent/

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same every time i meet someone

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zombie 'apocalypse' only zombies are actually really bad at locating people and move slowly and the outbreaks are cyclical and localized

and there's a cure

so eventually they're in the weather report, like hurricanes

"There's an advisory in the following villages to remain indoors this week due to another Z-4 outbreak. Please remember, once treated, people WILL recover, so please do not attack them unless you absolutely must. Keep your windows closed and stay indoors."

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First draft for a new Tusky website. Any additional information you would like to see on the page? mastodon.social/media/aKldh_rz

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Do you ever imagine news anchors tucking their children into bed like

"TONIGHT'S STORY: BEDLAM AT THE THREE BEARS RESIDENCE"

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Good morning all. Carpe the hell out of this diem.

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gently plats down this cool art/writing generator i made (with the help of my lovely friend @fridurmus@twitter.com)

generator.catterfly.net/

(js is dumb and i'm a baby, so the first reroll will always be the same as the starting value)

wow okay the automatic thumbnail cropping for that one did not go well

This morning's dreams: alll the nightmares about missing a flight, which has been a reoccurring thing this year. ✈️⏰

Subconscious, you gotta chill.

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Just back from a Dundee adventure and I've been super enjoying listening to The Adventure Zone on the long drive. Finished campaign 1: Here Be Gerblins! Now I just need more long drives so I can get through more of it.

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less magical girl stories about magical battle royales

less magical boy stories making fun of boys in fancy clothes

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more magical girl stories about giving young girls agency and power

more magical boy stories about young boys having feelings and social bonds

Great blog from Chuck Wendig on anxiety. It has me thinking a lot about what my 'emptying the cup' activities are. Anime, reading, walks and meditation are all definite yeses. Writing and video games are more of a grey zone....
terribleminds.com/ramble/2018/

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Devs, please don't say your game is available on mobile devices when you really mean Apple.

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Customer: can I have a kazoo?
Me: we don't sell them, unfortunately. You could try over at-
Customer: I just heard you playing one!
Me: that
Me: uh
Me: Christ
Me: that was me making silly mouth sounds, I don't uh
Customer, looking very unconvinced: that was you.
Me: yeah I uh
Me: I mean
Me: Careless Whisper came on and I couldn't help myself
Me, absolutely fucking scarlet: *demonstrates the noise again so she can see I'm really really not hiding a kazoo*

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In more positive news: is anyone else excited that THE HATE U GIVE by Angie Thomas continues to get the love it deserves (although it could DEFINITELY stand to get more love!)

If you haven't read it, please do. It's impossible not to love and I think important to read. I read it last year and still think about it a lot.

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