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LET'S END THE WORLD TOGETHER. Runaway Londoner befriends a seamonster. She's trying to save the world, he's trying to end it, they're on a roadtrip across the UK in a small car with a big dog.

WITCH OF THE WESTERN ISLES: When witches start dying on a small Scottish island, cat foster-mum Iona summons a demon to help her survive. Has ice skating, time magic & ladies falling in love.

GODSBLOOD: Buncha reckless teenagers tryna punch Celtic gods so they can be gods too WOO.

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A quick run down of my current projects:

ALL THE BROKEN THINGS, my 'twisted sci-fi Twilight'. Scottish-Indian giant robot engineer Anna is dealing with a monster-stalker problem. Out on sub to publishers

Works in Progress:
DIVIDE THE SKY, hella gay fantasy set in Purgatory. Soft Yorkshire lad Tyler wants to fix the world and a demon with a snappy dress sense is up for helping him, but Tyler's homicidal ex-boyfriend is trying to ruin everything. (1/2)

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! Cannae resist a good bandwagon. This year I'm going to create SO much more art, and I'm experiment more with colour.

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Hey spacetoots! I'm Emma, I'm a bi Scottish writer, and I've got an awesome agent repping my 'twisted Twilight' sci-fi book about giant robots, monsters and Scottish myths. I'm editing that book right now, and learning roller derby.
emmamaree.com/i-have-an-agent/

Birdsite link 

He went to fight wars
For his country and his king
Of his honor and his glory
The people would sing

Ooooh, what a lucky man he was

#mastoart #ocs

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i always laugh when i see this van

mostly because if the side door is open just right, it reads "Peter ANGRY"

Good morning :tootplanet: and tootfriends!

Today I wish you a moment to breathe ✨

If anyone in the UK uses 123-Reg or NamesCo for their domain registrations, make sure you haven't been caught up in their recently hustle to slyly make you pay for .uk domains without making you aware they're signed you up for them: theregister.co.uk/2019/09/16/1

The Fediverse #SFFBookClub September selection is the novella, The Black God's Drums, by P. Djèlí Clark. It got 9 votes last month, so I'm not bothering with a poll this month.

To participate, just use and follow the club hashtag, and use CWs that specify what part of the book any spoilers might cover.

As always, we have a crowd-funded account to help people who want to participate but might not be able to otherwise. Just contact me directly if this is you.

#SFF #Fantasy #Books #Steampunk

I keep seeing Wooloo floating around so it reminded me of this Wooloo gijinka I made earlier this year.

His name is Davra and he's a gentle giant that just lives in a calm, quiet valley.

#mastoart #pokemon #gijinka #wooloo #oc #digitalart #krakenjawart

i am utterly bewildered by the idea that you would encounter art that makes you feel uncomfortable and not find that absolutely badass

GIF, animation, fast movement, cat 

Today's tarot reading:
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

Tarot read, dog photo 

The Nintendo Switch Lite looks MEGA tempting. Especially that Sword/Shield edition. I think the lack of TV docking station is a deal-breaker for me though, if I'm gonna pay £££ for Pokeymanz I want those Pokeymanz to be available on a lorge screen.

Just found found a Danish sim card which will soon be deactivated.

+45 7166 2638

Send me one of these old-fashioned texts. :D

I will receive them on an old Nokia phone (Nokia 3210).

I might post them here also. :)

(Also, feel free to send silent messages or to try to intercept messages if you have SS7 access. [Which you probably always wanted to do if you have access.)

Things we didn't do:
- Start the fire
- Shoot the deputy
- Steal the cookies from the cookie jar

Things we did:
- Tried to fight it
- Shot the sheriff
- Put the sham in the shama-lama-ding-dong

Things we will do:
- Survive
- Rock you
- Walk 500 miles
- Walk 500 more

Things we won't do:
- Get fooled again
- Back down
- That

Things we will never do:
- Give you up
- Let you down
- Run around
- Desert you

(Oops:
- I did it again)

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