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@InspectorCaracal What's that anime with a school and monsters and one of the girls dies I think? You heavily recommended it to me

"What could possible go wrong? Tune in next week to see what goes wrong."

Of the few very things about the UK I miss, the doggies are right up there. First is Holly, a chocolate lab. Second is Sascha, a black lab. These extremely good pics were taken by my mum

Pretty sure it's been literal years since I last wore shorts, and I haven't had sandals since we lived in Italy. 22 years ago

I finally caves and bought sandals and some of those dry ex shorts from Uniqlo. So after a year and a quarter of living in Japan I finally own shoes that aren't boots and trousers that aren't jeans

My middle finger has been aching when I move it for months now.

That sounds like some stupid thing meant to imply that I give people the middle finger a lot but I don't and it kinda hurts

Whether or not there is a god, you should try to be a good person. In that case, if there is a god and you a go to hell, then they were clearly an evil being that shouldn't be worshipped in the first place. And if there isn't, then you still made the world a better place by existing.

I don't get the worship of him, he's just another douche/CEO. He lies, he's a dick, he lies again and people make excuses for him

Why are people so eager to bend over for Elon Musk? Is his dick made of ecstasy or something

Also it's Japan v Poland today so I might go to the pub for it

I remembered that I'm an adult and the only thing stopping me getting a Snickers is the fact that I went down another belt hole today

It's too hot

Rainy season

#japan #tokyo

My advice for coop though is at least try the areas solo EXCEPT BLIGHT TOWN IN DARK SOULS 1 AND FARON KEEP IN DARK SOUKS 3 fuck those areas. Then give the boss a few goes solo because why not.

If you beat it with help, dump your sign outside the boss room to help out another person or two. Especially if you were helped by a randomer. Why not, right?

Also if you're really stuck stick down your soapstone sign in the Dark Souls games or ring the bell in Bloodborne and let someone help you. Don't listen to those fuckers who say coop is cheating, it's what makes these games so great. And in Bloodborne and Dark Souls 3 you can set a password so you match with friends using the same password and then you can engage in some JOLLY COOPERATION

Also every enemy telegraphs their attacks, with the exception of maybe one or two cheese ones. Okay sure sometimes the telegraphing is a single frame of animation but by dying to that attack over and over you learn to see it.

And if you think you can't do it, just watch someone play the game on a DDR mat or the Donkey Kong bongos. If those idiots can do it of course you can

The dodge timing is a little weird because the whole roll or dodge animation doesn't have invincibility frames, only a few frames at the start of it. You need to combine that with enemy timings knowledge to dodge properly