OH actually the one time I was competent at this game was when I managed to trick some new guy into handing me his cruiser and all his money. I don't remember how and it probably wouldn't work now but it was fun.
I was half convinced at the time that it was actually an alt of like The Mittani or something and I was going to have Goons on me forevermore but apart from a few progressively more angry mails nothing came of it
It was no Guiding Hands takedown of Ubiqua Seraph but there you go