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I'm salmon, I'm based in London, and I'm a trainee science teacher. I will gladly talk about space, , sci-fi, and my latest adventures.

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that's some boolshit*

*shit which returns true or false

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palm trees aren't trees, they're actually a kind of giant grass. they are more closely related to corn than to oak trees.

I did a spontaneous thing and went to see '& Juliet' on a Monday night (which was great, by the way! super fun AND pretty gay), and this is what the West End looked like all lit up for Christmas. It's so freaking pretty.

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Oh, the weather outside's delightful
'Cause they found my magic frightful
And since Arendelle's covered in snow
Let it go, let it go, let it go!

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Half my lesson planning for this week is just coming up with a dozen analogies for current and voltage that I can use because we're starting electricity and nobody really gets voltage.
The other half is brainstorming Christmas themed lessons bc my year 7s want to learn some "Christmas science".

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Being positive and lifting other people up is punk as fuck.

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"Dad, there's a monster under my bed!"
"Oh? What does it want?"
"Wait, I'll ask..."
"Well?"
"It's afraid of the Roomba."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I'll build a Lego wall for it to hide behind."
"Tomorrow."
"But dad!"
"Tomorrow. I'll turn the Roomba off for tonight."
"It says thanks!"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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✅ pyjama-wear appropriate
✅ no crowds
✅ relaxing
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Indie content: the civilized way to enjoy your Friday.

Creators, please reply with your digitally available books/games/comics/TTRPGs/anything people can enjoy from home on Friday! Sales not necessary. :boost_ok:

An !
I'm salmon, I'm based in London, and I'm a trainee science teacher. I will gladly talk about space, , sci-fi, and my latest adventures.

newbie question: how do I interact with other instances? is there some way to just... go there? do I need a new alt for every instance? is there a detailed how-to guide I've missed?

so I've been on mastodon for all of fifteen minutes and I gotta say, I'm loving the elephant-ness of everything. definite bonus.

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