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hey humans if you have binders you don't use anymore, you can send them here for rehoming: gendergear.ca/pages/binder-rec

looks like they're out of stock of used binders so it'll be good to buff their inventory!

(i just unearthed a couple that are gently-worn and they just didn't suit me so i'm shipping 'em over)

#ftm #trans #transmasc

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@thiskurt Really, the only difference between a regular chicken and a time chicken is that if you eat the latter too raw it comes with a risk of you now having had salmonella in the past.

my name is Cat
and im no theef
i holed the puf
betwene my teef
wen men is sleep
my self i plees
i jump on up
i crumch the ches

#ilikthebred #katt #katze #chat #cat #cats #mao # #ねこ #neko

(Source: Tumblr/waywardwes9)

Boys with skirts.

Boost if you agree.

(yep, this is a re-edition, the first one died with my previous instance)

...don't mind me, I've just wanted to make that Knight's Tale joke for ages.

Remember to keep your greetings open to all genders. For example:

"My lords. My ladies. And everybody else here NOT sitting on a cushion!"

You decide to read your entire Apple User Agreement. Buried in a paragraph toward the bottom, you discover a short provision granting Vampires permission to enter your home.
#writingprompts #writing

The dragon perched, proud and strong, on its craggy lookout.

Far below its gaze, the princess stared up anxiously.

"You're always a steady rock."

The dragon lowered its horned head slightly.

"You don't have to be tough."

The dragon lowered its head further.

"You're allowed to be soft as calcite, or restive as sand sometimes."

The dragon nestled its heavy head into her resolute hands.

"You don't have to be the protector all the time."

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Writing #TerylsTales #Fantasy

The giveaway for A GOLDEN FURY ends July 19! If you're in the USA, and enjoy historical fiction, alchemy, and YA, check it out! <3 goodreads.com/giveaway/show/29

Vielleichthabendeutschwortenfueretwas, proposed noun, “I bet the Germans have a word for this concept.”

@knownrobes I love how art sometimes shows up in the oddest places. Japan for instance has some really beautiful manhole covers...

Comic idea: Bruce Wayne off-handedly supports a variety of social programs with his money, and starts noticing down the line he's having a lot less crime to fight as Batman, aside from white collar stuff. Cue existential crisis when he finds out those programs were more effective than his entire career as Batman.

Also the surronding countryside is also really nice. It is hard to believe that this small stream here will become one of the biggest rivers in Europe (it's the Danube)

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