Something I literally just thought: "I know I need to go to bed, I'm just so tired that I don't want to."
Peaaaaaaaa
This washing machine is best movie soundtrack. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/8vn5cg/my_washing_machine_sounds_like_it_wants_me_to/
nervous wolf boy who doesn't know what being a boyfriend means
I've started a book club hashtag master list, because I'm a busybody. Feel free to let me know about any hashtags you know of that I've missed or that you want to start up! Also let me know if you want your handle to be associated with a certain hashtag, as its leader/organizer. #sffbookclub #wicdivclub
Good night! I hope you'll end this day feeling content 💛
I think my goal for this weekend is to make our apartment homey. Right now our apartment is less homey and more a series of tripping hazards.
How did it become weekend? Goodness.
"I have summoned you here for a purpose."
"No one summons me!"
"Then it pleases me to be the first."
A story where the giant polycule is all aces and the one monogamous couple is ace/allo.
smol rant about u.s. pol, don't @ me Show more
lewd, therapy Show more
anti-social MMO use Show more
subtooting... most of masto I think
....oooooooh boy:
"Did you just spit on the ground and then growl, 'I'm a pretty lady'?"
"Yes."
"Just checking."
Headlines with the phrase "scientists reveal" make it sound like the scientists set up a surprise magic act.
Gravity Waves! Ta-da!