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"If you kiss me," the dragon said, "I will turn back into a prince."
"And if I don't?" the princess asked.
"I can keep flying."
"Then fly."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

*looks at you and tilts its head*
  /|、
( ゚、 。7
 ( ︶ヽ
  U U  )ノ

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😍🐉🥐

RT @lps_street_art@twitter.com

Croissants dragon!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/lps_street_art/sta

This is the frustrating thing about any relapsing/remitting or "partial" disability and the way society is set up. You're expected to be able to work 40 hours a week 50 weeks a year, or to be miserably incapacitated 24/7. That's not how any of this works.

I have been learning swing dancing this year and I got to try a little bit of balboa #dancing #mastoart

Un peu de douceur pour finir cette journée, bon week end à tous 🙏

Casual reminder: We are, each and every one of us, made of star-stuff.

For today's linguistic lesson, here's a refreshingly positive take on new ways language is using. (I'm not sure about the name "kidspeak" but I guess we can't have everything.)

And I learned that apparently "yeet" actually has a meaning and isn't just a noise people put in memes and stuff, which is the only way I'd seen it used so far. ;)

theatlantic.com/magazine/archi

ok but which one of you is the cooking gay and which is the takes the spiders out of the house gay

This is species tulip: Tulip Humilus Eastern Star. It's the last of the species tulips (meaning, closest to the wildest ones) flowering in my garden this year. Great colour, and loved by the bees.

#Plants #Florespondence #DailyPerennial

Silly idea: Nyan Cat as faster-than-light travel. Stick two dilithium poptarts in the toaster, and sit back next to a porthole, watching the undulating rainbow and enjoying the music (or putting on your noise-cancelling headphones, taking a migraine pill, and being glad it doesn't take long to travel between the stars).

Delilah giving me the one-eared salute from beside the couch #bunny #houserabbit

When i repainted my room i removed some of the shelving, but haven't replaced them, so now my giant black alpacasso just migrates between my clothes bins and my bed

Don't talk to me or my tiny chinese bootleg ever again

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