The Picture of Dorian Bae:
Let Sleeping Beauties Lie (Serialized Short Story) 1/2
Scene 1: In which the phrase 'sleepy little village' has gone too far.
Scene 2: We meet our Fairy Conmother.
"That’s why she never wore orange, she didn’t want people trying to peel her."
Scene 3: The Guards split up.
"The dreamy archer had flowing shoulder length hair and a stubbly beard, proving that arrowheads didn’t make for very good razors."
@Heliodora If laptops don't have cases they'll start using opium to stop from getting bored.
some malaphors I think about:
-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush
The most glorious Cabadge Saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kNPmTZQySk
I don't understand how your brain works.
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