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@Heliodora If laptops don't have cases they'll start using opium to stop from getting bored.

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Tusky? You fools, that's just the name of the app, the actual social network is called... GNU/Tusky or as I've recently taken to calling it GNU Plus Tusky.

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I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

Well, Scherzo was very good, but still.

I don't know about this divergent universe arc.

Tumblr's gdpr notice will protect me if I ever inadvertently click on a link to it.

There are witches outside my window.

The federated timeline was a mistake. Almost all toots are written with hardly any basis taken from observing real people, they're written by humans who can't stand looking at other humans. And that's why the feed is full of furries!

I think you mean the invisible can't of the market.

*end of capitalism*

I think you mean pretty bourgeoisie.

*end of marxism*

REEEEEEEEEgarding your noise complaint...

Ok. So new Nancy is like old old Nancy and not really like old new Nancy, so people who like old new Nancy don't like new new Nancy, but if you look at old old Nancy it is a lot like new new Nancy, but old new Nancy became different from old old Nancy, which makes new new Nancy be different from old new Nancy, but it's actually just the same as old old Nancy.

I get it now, why didn't they just say that, it's much easier to understand that way.

Ooh, no, the creepy lady who's always staring at me from across the street is coming over...

Ok, she just handed me a new GDPR compliant staring privacy agreement.

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I definitely would've finished Mario + Rabbids ages ago if it didn't have those between stage walking and puzzling sections, it just puts me off playing it altogether.

"Offer not available in your region", et tu, humble bundle?

Darnit, what's this band called I'm thinking of?

I think it's... The Bug Men or something?

With Johnny Lemon, Dave McArthur, erm, Harry Geoffreys and Bingo King.

Newsflash: every single thing in a story is a 'plot device'.

"...and in the end it was not we who hacked the planet, but the planet who hacked us."