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Let Sleeping Beauties Lie (Serialized Short Story) 1/2 Show more

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@Heliodora If laptops don't have cases they'll start using opium to stop from getting bored.

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Tusky? You fools, that's just the name of the app, the actual social network is called... GNU/Tusky or as I've recently taken to calling it GNU Plus Tusky.

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I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

"You were not connected because a duplicate name exists on the network."

"An operation on a socket could not be performed because the system lacked sufficient buffer space or because a queue was full."

I don't know what this means, I don't know what any of this means.

*weeps*

The trick to life is figuring out which bit you have to turn off and on again.

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People think that medieval times were miserable, but they forget everyone was drunk all the time because water was poison, so things were great.

An AU where Treasure Planet was Disney's biggest hit: Treasure Planet Planet.

See, I do like other songs by this band, ooh no wait this is that song I like.

Choco is the generic name for 'nutella' for you heathens.

I could have figured bounty choco would basically be white choco with coconut bits. Not much of a white choco fan.

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