non-spooky handle 🎏 @thiskurt@tootplanet.space

New story.

The Picture of Dorian Bae:

https://thiskurt.github.io/post/pictureofdorianbae/

#FlashFiction #Writing

Last week:

Scene 1: In which the phrase 'sleepy little village' has gone too far.

https://thiskurt.github.io/post/lrg-letsleepingbeautieslie-scene-1/

Scene 2: We meet our Fairy Conmother.

"That’s why she never wore orange, she didn’t want people trying to peel her."

https://thiskurt.github.io/post/lrg-letsleepingbeautieslie-scene-2/

Scene 3: The Guards split up.

"The dreamy archer had flowing shoulder length hair and a stubbly beard, proving that arrowheads didn’t make for very good razors."

https://thiskurt.github.io/post/lrg-letsleepingbeautieslie-scene-3/

@Heliodora If laptops don't have cases they'll start using opium to stop from getting bored.

Tusky? You fools, that's just the name of the app, the actual social network is called... GNU/Tusky or as I've recently taken to calling it GNU Plus Tusky.

I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

Yaaaaagh! #LayersOfFear #JunjiIto

Man, a time travelling bird demon thing that eats you alive bit by bit in the future and feeds you to yourself in the past. What an idea!

New story.

Never Judge a Cook by His Oven:

https://thiskurt.github.io/post/neverjudgeacookbyhisoven/

#ShortStory #Writing #FlashFiction #NotQuiteFlashReally

"What if English wasn't the dominant tech language."

Imagine a programming language where you have to gender your variables.

What if simulationism is real and we're running inside and excel sheet somewhere?

For some reason I was under the assumption Rakuten was a German company.

Fuck.

"Why don't I just put one pregnant animal of each on the ark?" Noah the efficient.

Beneath the Planet of the Zelda.

Ooh, I could have exported both policies as xml and copied the relevant bits of one into the other, couldn't I? Damn escelator spirit!

Extra! Extra! Werewolves are biting furries. Ethics unclear.

I got another idea.

Never judge a cook by his oven.

I guess I'm watching TV shows again. At least I binged Borgen, watched the latest season of Black Mirror and am trying to figure out a way to watch season 3 of the Australian show Wanted.

Octuple bluff.

Rocking out to Miley Cyrus. #BlackMirror

Ooh, that episode was an hour? I did not notice. #BlackMirror

It means I like flowers?

I don't know what it says about me that the reason I wish Mastodon had a proper search feature is so that I could find back old toots of mine.