non-spooky handle 🎏 @thiskurt@tootplanet.space

@Heliodora If laptops don't have cases they'll start using opium to stop from getting bored.

Tusky? You fools, that's just the name of the app, the actual social network is called... GNU/Tusky or as I've recently taken to calling it GNU Plus Tusky.

I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

I could call this story Vampire Suicide, which is a terrible title, but it does work and I do like the horrendous cheesyness of it.

What did I call it before? 'Vampire with a Bomb'. No, no, no, that's better.

This is a note from a story I've never written that references two characters from two different stories I've never written.

A 'crepe maker'. You mean a pan? Bloody hell.

I sure hope the Battle Royale guy is a millionaire.

Well, now what? #writing

I think we can call that a first draft. Huzzah, I finished a thing.

All right, wrote a little bit every day and now that's the climax and the other scene that was still 'to do' done. Now there's just the wrap up for tomorrow.

Too much bread.

It really is easier to get yourself to write when you have a goal or a task of what you have to write rather than just 'more of the thing', who would've known.

No, forget that.

/Trickling/ Hourglass?

Might that work as a lame play on Ticking Timebomb?

In a word what would you describe the sound the sand in an hourglass makes as?

Ooh, I thought I, Tonya was about some sort of ice skating robot.

Literally the next letter in the alphabet.

ERAGON IS JUST DRAGON WITH AN E !!?!!?!

'Zine' is a terrible word.

The weather is not allowed to be exactly like the weather report, because it would be copyright infringement if it was.

I started this short story, if it's even a story, almost three years ago and I think the last time I wrote something of it was maybe nine months ago and it's not like it should be a hard thing to write, it's pretty silly, but hey I added 268 words to it today and finished the outline structure story circle thing of it.

I'm just putting an em dash, probably wrongly, where I would, wrongly, put ellipses.

Android Pie needs 1.6 GB of free space? Is that just during the update or will I have lost that space forever now.

Why do phones still have so little internal storage space if they keep pulling this crap?

I feel like I can install less and less apps as time goes on, the internal storage is always full now, I can have like five apps nowadays.

Whatever happened to android allowing you to install apps on your sd card anyway. Those good old days, eh.

Make sure to back up your data to a drive chained to a wall in an abandoned prison.