space handle 🎏 @thiskurt@tootplanet.space

@Heliodora If laptops don't have cases they'll start using opium to stop from getting bored.

Tusky? You fools, that's just the name of the app, the actual social network is called... GNU/Tusky or as I've recently taken to calling it GNU Plus Tusky.

I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

Hip Kurt's advice: When you're too busy to do something, don't say "I've only got two hands, say: I've only got one mouse pointer".

Annoyance about people's approach to religion:

If Buddhism teaches the complete destruction of want is needed to reach nirvana, it's fine.

If a religion with a creator figure says the same, or even anything at all, is needed for salvation then it's wrong and evil and about 'judgement'.

They'll chalk it up to anthropomorphization, but they're the one doing it.

Salvation and nirvana aren't that different, only you do it, there's a reason the sins are all basically indulgences.

Hot Take: people who have a podcast that's just them with no co-host are the new crazy cat ladies.

This is my official demand for people to stop saying 'expo' and to say 'exposition' instead.

What the fifa games need is a feature where the commentator will start rambling on about previous games you've played.

What many people don't know is that the switch used a bit of cardboard as a wifi receptor long before Nintendo Labo came around. (The switch's wifi is really shitty is what I'm saying)

Ow, my arms. Maybe I overdid it by doing... anything at all.

One day I'm gonna get a dog and I'm gonna call him Columbo.

Don't worry, it still ended up as tea.

This teabag package has no info on how long you should steep it, I don't know if I can handle such responsibility.

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Watson is behind you right now!

Tea, tea, what is this malarkey now? Always with the words.

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a knife."

-- Pride and Prejudice and Crocodile Dundee

(Where's my multi-million dollar movie contract, hollywood?)

https://tootplanet.space/@thiskurt/100255973607221116

No, YOU spend too much time comparing a colour coded map of Long Scale and Short Scale usage versus one of Dot and Comma as a decimal separator usage.

Liking The Last Wish (the first Witcher book/short story collection) quite a bit so far.

I will not waiver from a gigabyte being 1024 and not 1000 and I will not call it a gibibyte.

I will go to war with hard drive manufacturers if I have to.

Decent job, you guys.

Pray for this upgrade.