Pinned toot
Pinned toot

Let Sleeping Beauties Lie (Serialized Short Story) 1/2 Show more

Pinned toot

@Heliodora If laptops don't have cases they'll start using opium to stop from getting bored.

Pinned toot

Tusky? You fools, that's just the name of the app, the actual social network is called... GNU/Tusky or as I've recently taken to calling it GNU Plus Tusky.

Pinned toot

I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

Black Bird by Junji Ito spoiler Show more

"What if English wasn't the dominant tech language."

Imagine a programming language where you have to gender your variables.

What if simulationism is real and we're running inside and excel sheet somewhere?

For some reason I was under the assumption Rakuten was a German company.

"Why don't I just put one pregnant animal of each on the ark?" Noah the efficient.

Ooh, I could have exported both policies as xml and copied the relevant bits of one into the other, couldn't I? Damn escelator spirit!

Extra! Extra! Werewolves are biting furries. Ethics unclear.

I guess I'm watching TV shows again. At least I binged Borgen, watched the latest season of Black Mirror and am trying to figure out a way to watch season 3 of the Australian show Wanted.

I don't know what it says about me that the reason I wish Mastodon had a proper search feature is so that I could find back old toots of mine.

Show more
Toot Planet

Welcome to the Planet! We're a small but unrestrictive community and customized Mastodon server.

We welcome anyone who wants to come join and whatever language you speak! Especially if you're a creative type, queer, a nerdy enthusiast of Something, you'll feel right at home, but we're proud to be a friendly and welcoming community.

We also have certain features that don't exist on most mastodon servers, such as being able to post to only other members of the Planet.