non-spooky handle 🎏 @thiskurt@tootplanet.space

New story.

The Picture of Dorian Bae:

https://thiskurt.github.io/post/pictureofdorianbae/

#FlashFiction #Writing

Last week:

Scene 1: In which the phrase 'sleepy little village' has gone too far.

https://thiskurt.github.io/post/lrg-letsleepingbeautieslie-scene-1/

Scene 2: We meet our Fairy Conmother.

"That’s why she never wore orange, she didn’t want people trying to peel her."

https://thiskurt.github.io/post/lrg-letsleepingbeautieslie-scene-2/

Scene 3: The Guards split up.

"The dreamy archer had flowing shoulder length hair and a stubbly beard, proving that arrowheads didn’t make for very good razors."

https://thiskurt.github.io/post/lrg-letsleepingbeautieslie-scene-3/

@Heliodora If laptops don't have cases they'll start using opium to stop from getting bored.

Tusky? You fools, that's just the name of the app, the actual social network is called... GNU/Tusky or as I've recently taken to calling it GNU Plus Tusky.

I sold my soul to Disney. Which is not too bad actually, because it will take ages before it becomes public domain and the devil can claim it.

Ooh, the amazon is on fire?

"You were not connected because a duplicate name exists on the network."

"An operation on a socket could not be performed because the system lacked sufficient buffer space or because a queue was full."

I don't know what this means, I don't know what any of this means.

*weeps*

The trick to life is figuring out which bit you have to turn off and on again.

Default, default, blooming default.

Where did they put this damn GPO object!?

Considering picking up chessboxing as a hobby.

5 more weeks and I'm off to Australia.

"Where do Boston stereotypes come from?"

Boston?

@purplemontart Do you know about this? https://twitter.com/PurpleMontart/status/1161880126042193920?s=19

People think that medieval times were miserable, but they forget everyone was drunk all the time because water was poison, so things were great.

The world is a weird place. http://www.bartkira.com/

More like Neil deGrasse Tiresome, ammirite?

An AU where Treasure Planet was Disney's biggest hit: Treasure Planet Planet.

See, I do like other songs by this band, ooh no wait this is that song I like.

Ice Cream A La Mode.

Choco is the generic name for 'nutella' for you heathens.

I could have figured bounty choco would basically be white choco with coconut bits. Not much of a white choco fan.

It takes a village to screw up a child.