Sensors indicate a massive ball of white boiled grains shaped into a triangular form.
Data: "It appears to be a jelly donut."
Everyone looks at Data incredulously.
Data: "... my data banks indicate that this particular configuration of edible grains and maritime vegetation is commonly known as a "jelly donut". In the twentieth century animated television show called 'Sailor Moon', the characters frequently--"
Picard: "Thank you, Data. Let us investigate the phenomenon further, shall we?"