All right, here's my take on the whole "boost this if you X" thing.
Boost this if AND ONLY IF you will never, ever boost this.
@nuhn You're welcome!
@Terrana The one take I'd like to boost, and <infinite loop>
@Terrana *boosts anyway, just to be contrary*
@Terrana *takes advantage of the fact that this Mastodon instance calls it something other than "boosting"*
@Terrana I'm having an existential crisis....